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| - Todd: Hey, everybody! Guess who's back! And in widescreen, baby! Hey, everyone. It's been awhile, it's good to be back. I know it's...been a little longer than usual since I released a video. It was the Christmas season, wanted to take some time off, recharge a little, focus on my own life a bit. Also I contracted MRSA. Montage of pictures include young boy with description of MRSA, a doctor and nurse working on a patient, another nurse giving a shot, and image of a scalpel cutting a bump. The song is Massive Attack's "Teardrop," best known as the opening theme of House
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| - Todd: Hey, everybody! Guess who's back! And in widescreen, baby! Hey, everyone. It's been awhile, it's good to be back. I know it's...been a little longer than usual since I released a video. It was the Christmas season, wanted to take some time off, recharge a little, focus on my own life a bit. Also I contracted MRSA. Montage of pictures include young boy with description of MRSA, a doctor and nurse working on a patient, another nurse giving a shot, and image of a scalpel cutting a bump. The song is Massive Attack's "Teardrop," best known as the opening theme of House Todd (VO): Yeah, Todd In The Shadows was Todd In The Hospital this Christmas. I spent most of the holiday season fighting off a potentially life-threatening illness. I had about nine different drugs administered to me in about four different spots of my body, plus a CAT scan, plus a horrible procedure which I'm not even going to go into the details of. Trust me, it sucked. Todd: So as I was lying there, IV pumping into my arm, and later recuperating at my parents' house for a week, I was thinking, how did I want to send off 2010? Last year, I did a Top 10 Worst list, but I took a look at Billboard's Top 100 Hits of this year, and if I were to make a completely honest list—and I have no intention of ever doing otherwise—it would probably look something like this. #5. Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber - "Eenie Meenie" Sean and Justin: 'Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover Shawty is a... #4. David Guetta ft. Akon - "Sexy Bitch" Akon: Damn, yous a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch Damn, yous a sexy bitch #3. Young Money ft. Lloyd - "BedRock" Gudda Gudda: And I got her...grocery bag #2. Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3 - "BlahBlahBlah" Ke$ha: Blah blah blah Think you'll be gettin' this? Nah nah nah #1. Chris Brown ft. Tyga & Kevin McCall - "Deuces" Chris Brown: Ohohohohohohohoh... [Distorted] Chuck-chuckin' up the [normal] deuces Todd (VO): Yeah, Chris Brown would've been #1, surprise. Todd: Now obviously, I've already reviewed all these songs, and I'm not particularly interested in repeating myself. But I feel like there's still so much I didn't get to cover over the past year. So, in lieu of an official Worst of 2010 list, I'm gonna take a crack at all the songs which I missed over the course of 2010. Now keep in mind, if I were making an official Worst list this year, all of these songs could've made it on there. So here we go, that's our premise for today. We're counting down... Cee-Lo Green: I'm like, fuck you... Todd (VO): The Top 6 Worst Hit Songs of 2010 (That I Did Not Already Review). Cee-Lo Green: Fuck you and fuck her too
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