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  • Jonathan Michael "John" Howard (December 6, 3697 - March 10, 3783) was a Rutanian politician and businessman who served a single term as the President of Rutania. After serving as the CEO of InTerra for 5 years, he successfully entered into politics as the Governor of Ardinia and served two terms in that capacity before becoming President. At a net worth of 250 million RUT, he was the richest person in modern Rutanian history to become the President.
  • When asked to describe his work at Bungie, John said, "Basically, I'm in charge of fun. We take all the ideas from the entire team and make sure everything fits together."
  • John Howard was also known to make poor decisions as regard to his facial hair. His eyebrows were genetically engineered never to come off, and he often had trouble seeing because of them, mistaking George Bush's arse for his face. Late in November 2007, during an election the Australian people decided that they did not like John Howard anymore, so they all told him to go home, and please return all those Cd's that they had lent him.
  • On the February 12, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report, Howard received a Tip of the Hat for criticizing Democratic Presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama and a Wag of the Finger for criticizing an American citizen, Barack Obama. Stephen warned this sawed-off wallaby to keep his shrimp-on-the-barbie-stained fingers off Senator Obama, and leave the criticism of American citizens to American citizens.
  • John Howard is currently a senior gameplay designer at Radical Entertainment working on the up-coming Prototype 2 game. In the past Howard has been the owner of Cannonball Creative (a game design company), as well as being a lead game and graphic designer at such companies as Microsoft, FASA Interactive, Virtual World Entertainment Group, and a creative partner at The Leap Partnership.
  • John Howard was the Prime Mister of Australia from 11 March 1996 - 3 December 2007. He appeared in Season Six episode, "Pinewood Derby" as one of the world leaders. The Prime Minister joins the other nations world leaders in hiding the "space cash" from the galactic criminal Baby Fark McGee-zax. When Finland decides to tell the truth out of guilt, the PM agrees with the others to get rid of them for trying to snitch.
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  • A close up picture of John Howard's Eyebrows has been taken ---->
  • Jonathan Michael "John" Howard (December 6, 3697 - March 10, 3783) was a Rutanian politician and businessman who served a single term as the President of Rutania. After serving as the CEO of InTerra for 5 years, he successfully entered into politics as the Governor of Ardinia and served two terms in that capacity before becoming President. At a net worth of 250 million RUT, he was the richest person in modern Rutanian history to become the President.
  • John Howard was the Prime Mister of Australia from 11 March 1996 - 3 December 2007. He appeared in Season Six episode, "Pinewood Derby" as one of the world leaders. The Prime Minister joins the other nations world leaders in hiding the "space cash" from the galactic criminal Baby Fark McGee-zax. When Finland decides to tell the truth out of guilt, the PM agrees with the others to get rid of them for trying to snitch. The world leaders are depicted as acting like children by being dishonest, selfish and bullying. The Prime Minister, as well as all of the other world leaders, were never addressed by their real life counterparts, but only implied by the caricature of their appearance. At the time of this episodes airing the current PM was Kevin Rudd.
  • When asked to describe his work at Bungie, John said, "Basically, I'm in charge of fun. We take all the ideas from the entire team and make sure everything fits together."
  • John Howard was also known to make poor decisions as regard to his facial hair. His eyebrows were genetically engineered never to come off, and he often had trouble seeing because of them, mistaking George Bush's arse for his face. Late in November 2007, during an election the Australian people decided that they did not like John Howard anymore, so they all told him to go home, and please return all those Cd's that they had lent him.
  • On the February 12, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report, Howard received a Tip of the Hat for criticizing Democratic Presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama and a Wag of the Finger for criticizing an American citizen, Barack Obama. Stephen warned this sawed-off wallaby to keep his shrimp-on-the-barbie-stained fingers off Senator Obama, and leave the criticism of American citizens to American citizens.
  • John Howard is currently a senior gameplay designer at Radical Entertainment working on the up-coming Prototype 2 game. In the past Howard has been the owner of Cannonball Creative (a game design company), as well as being a lead game and graphic designer at such companies as Microsoft, FASA Interactive, Virtual World Entertainment Group, and a creative partner at The Leap Partnership.
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