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Kate was a MBA major at UCLA where she met Archie Kidder. When he proposed, she accepted no doubt helped by the two-carat engagement ring he offered. What Archie didn't mention was that his father had synthesized the stone from two carrots. Since Kate's father was a real estate whiz and her mother an investment banker, they began planning Kate's wedding with the precision and effort of the German General Staff planning Hitler's invasion of the Low Countries and France. This irritated some of her bridesmaids and one referred to her as a "Bridezilla".

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  • Kate (Father of the Groom)
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  • Kate was a MBA major at UCLA where she met Archie Kidder. When he proposed, she accepted no doubt helped by the two-carat engagement ring he offered. What Archie didn't mention was that his father had synthesized the stone from two carrots. Since Kate's father was a real estate whiz and her mother an investment banker, they began planning Kate's wedding with the precision and effort of the German General Staff planning Hitler's invasion of the Low Countries and France. This irritated some of her bridesmaids and one referred to her as a "Bridezilla".
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  • Kate
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  • Kate was a MBA major at UCLA where she met Archie Kidder. When he proposed, she accepted no doubt helped by the two-carat engagement ring he offered. What Archie didn't mention was that his father had synthesized the stone from two carrots. Since Kate's father was a real estate whiz and her mother an investment banker, they began planning Kate's wedding with the precision and effort of the German General Staff planning Hitler's invasion of the Low Countries and France. This irritated some of her bridesmaids and one referred to her as a "Bridezilla". During a shopping trip at the Bed Bath & Beyond in the Northridge Mall, Kate began reificating into just that. She turned avocado green with scales, grew a muzzle with sharp teeth, and a long tail. When she opened her mouth to speak, a bubbling shriek came out instead along with a blast of fire. The bridesmaids and the staff saw this and began to run. Kate, not yet realizing what had happened followed with more shrieks and flame.
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