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| - From the Casino Night Zone, Don Long-Legs and his Family associates go over the 'relief' operation, a ploy to generate cash and 'personal favours' for the mob. The meeting, currently being chaired by Alphonse, is suddenly interrupted when they learn of a Badnik attack upon the Seaside Hill Zone and the Don orders that 'Little Friend' be deployed. Meanwhile, in Buddy's Bistro, Big the Cat is being ordered by his irate boss to deliver a pizza to Seaside City Zone. Big is being remarkably slow on the uptake though, and only fully grasps the order when the boss starts throwing kitchenware at him. On his way out, he bumps into Harvestman who's come to pick up a special delivery for the boss, and soon Big is on the road, going over his mission in his head (and bungling it up). He then decides it's a great time to go over his map, despite not knowing how to read one, and after a lorry driver calls him out on this move, he then realises he doesn't even know how to ride his scooter. Naturally, he immediately crashes, causing a massive explosion and is sent flying. On the bright side, his map now makes a lot more sense to him. He conveniently lands where he's supposed to, but a few seconds later realises that he's lost the pizza as it sails over his head. Meanwhile on the coast, the Seaside Hill Zone Leader isn't happy with the help Don Long-Legs has sent, in the form of....a pizza. The Zone Leader flings it away in frustration, only for it to collide with Big's 'special delivery', causing a huge Badnik obliterating explosion, which leaves the Family representatives and locals stunned. Herne personally puts the explosion down to the jalapenos.
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