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| - The Battle of Hiroshima is most likely one of the greatest and most veracious American Victories in the Pacific Theater during World War II, and arguably the most impressive victory in all of human history. Many historians agree that the strategy used to invade and attack the city is a work of genius. Outnumbered by a factor of 34000 to 1, a small team of 11 Americans defeated a rabid kamikaze force of 381,000 enemy combatants. The battle lasted approx 12 hours including transit, while the actual conflict lasted 5 seconds, but many sources suggest 8 or some half a second. With the recent limited successes in the Pacific Theater, the US Commanders and Deciders in Washington needed to come up with a strategy that could provide enough News to Distract them from the fact World War II was over. Therefore Truman the Terrible decided as the Decider of the United States of America that the most effective invasion of Japan would be with a squadron of 3 bombers. Therefore the best Bombing Division, also known as the Humanitarian Bombing Division, was called in to liberate Japan. The Airplane or Flying Machine picked was the Alona Gay that Westboro Baptist Church picketed against both at the Airbase, and in Hiroshima. The First Newspaper and News Source to report on the battle and victory was of course UnNews Limited, who ran the story right after they received confirmation (A huge mushroom cloud). At the time, Fox News was still reporting on Hitler's death and the latest fashions from Paris, while PBS was broadcasting an impressive 6 feet in diameter from its studios. The Public reaction to the bombing was, at the time, "hell yeah." With this patriotic fervor, the government planned many more bombings known as "Operation Japanese Glass". After drawing up the plans, fueling the planes, building the bombs, calling the babysitter, having a parade, getting interviewed on the View, drinking heavily the night before, having the stripper party, and bragging that we'll drop another Atomic Bomb on Japan, specifically Kyoto, the Japanese had to ruin this great day by surrendering to the USA. Many thought that Japan would have at least kept on going for two more rounds, but with this very unamerican act, the Cowards ruined what was looking to be a great day.
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