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The Grunty Inquisition is the Grunty version of the supreme court. Any particularly ungrunty individual is put on trial (without being defended) before the Grunty Inquisiton. His usual sentence is one grunt year in the "Chamber of Terrors". Alternatively, they may sentence you to a few years in a porta-potty left behind by a construction team back in the '50s. Or, they may sentence you to a fate worse than death: the Heretic Pit. The only reason for the harsh sentence and the lack of defense is that, as your grunty overlords, they expect gruntiness out of every individual. That means you. You cannot hide from the Grunty Inquisition, and most of all, NOBODY expects the Grunty Inquisition!

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  • The Grunty Inquisition is the Grunty version of the supreme court. Any particularly ungrunty individual is put on trial (without being defended) before the Grunty Inquisiton. His usual sentence is one grunt year in the "Chamber of Terrors". Alternatively, they may sentence you to a few years in a porta-potty left behind by a construction team back in the '50s. Or, they may sentence you to a fate worse than death: the Heretic Pit. The only reason for the harsh sentence and the lack of defense is that, as your grunty overlords, they expect gruntiness out of every individual. That means you. You cannot hide from the Grunty Inquisition, and most of all, NOBODY expects the Grunty Inquisition!
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  • The Grunty Inquisition is the Grunty version of the supreme court. Any particularly ungrunty individual is put on trial (without being defended) before the Grunty Inquisiton. His usual sentence is one grunt year in the "Chamber of Terrors". Alternatively, they may sentence you to a few years in a porta-potty left behind by a construction team back in the '50s. Or, they may sentence you to a fate worse than death: the Heretic Pit. The only reason for the harsh sentence and the lack of defense is that, as your grunty overlords, they expect gruntiness out of every individual. That means you. You cannot hide from the Grunty Inquisition, and most of all, NOBODY expects the Grunty Inquisition! Many have been given this awful sentence. They are subject to pain so unreal, that they hallucinate themselves going about their normal lives. They are then put into a small cell with no windows or light. They are kept under heavy guard until their ransom has been payed. The guard cannot be bribed, and they can not be escaped. Nobody escapes the Grunty Inquisition.
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