Darth Banana also known as Darth Banana the Unholy or better known as Satan is known as one of the most powerful Sith of all time and was a former Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and Socialist Revolutionary. He is nearly as old as Kermit and plans to rule the Universe with a Squishy Fist. He is also the second master of Darth Elmo, one of the most evil beings of all time. He joined the ranks of the Sith when he was mistreated by his fellow Jedi and his newly made-master; Mace Windu. He was trained by Darth Dateline NBC and became very strong in the Dark Side. After being named Darth Banana by his master he attempted to take revenge but got his ass kicked. He formed the Yum-Yum Confederation by rallying an army of Lemons, Oranges, and Apples and attempted to destroy the universe, but Darth Banana
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| - Darth Banana also known as Darth Banana the Unholy or better known as Satan is known as one of the most powerful Sith of all time and was a former Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and Socialist Revolutionary. He is nearly as old as Kermit and plans to rule the Universe with a Squishy Fist. He is also the second master of Darth Elmo, one of the most evil beings of all time. He joined the ranks of the Sith when he was mistreated by his fellow Jedi and his newly made-master; Mace Windu. He was trained by Darth Dateline NBC and became very strong in the Dark Side. After being named Darth Banana by his master he attempted to take revenge but got his ass kicked. He formed the Yum-Yum Confederation by rallying an army of Lemons, Oranges, and Apples and attempted to destroy the universe, but Darth Banana
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*Darth Elmo
*Darth Wally
*Darth Chav
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*The Dark Side of the Force
*Grand Army of Banana Peels
*Sith
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| - Darth Banana also known as Darth Banana the Unholy or better known as Satan is known as one of the most powerful Sith of all time and was a former Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and Socialist Revolutionary. He is nearly as old as Kermit and plans to rule the Universe with a Squishy Fist. He is also the second master of Darth Elmo, one of the most evil beings of all time. He joined the ranks of the Sith when he was mistreated by his fellow Jedi and his newly made-master; Mace Windu. He was trained by Darth Dateline NBC and became very strong in the Dark Side. After being named Darth Banana by his master he attempted to take revenge but got his ass kicked. He formed the Yum-Yum Confederation by rallying an army of Lemons, Oranges, and Apples and attempted to destroy the universe, but Darth Banana was foiled when his army was eaten by a ravenous horde of vegetarians and other hippies. Darth Banana escaped somehow though. He was snooping around the woods when he messed with God's woman, he got thrown down a well. He later ditched his former master in the Middle East. He trained Darth Plagueis and only 16 years ago trained Darth Elmo for a brief period of time, who failed him utterly. He initiated the Great Universe War (and was partly responsible for the Yuuzhan Vong War), the death toll being 360 Dectrillion, and by the end of it, was presumed dead once more. After training his last few apprentices (five in total, Darth Chav being the 3rd), he retired to Korriban and lived inside a chamber-pot for some years, before being captured by the authorities and crammed into an escape pod and jettisoned into Jabba the Hutt's butt crack. Despite this, he is reported to be still at large.
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