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Trig Palin (Ironically named, since he will never master counting all his toes, let alone Trigonometry) is a hilariously retarded child made of a little of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Sarah's black-sheep Uncle Fred Phelps, a chimpanzee, and maybe some 80-proof semen forced out of Todd Palin's penis by Sarah while he was lying drunk on the dock. Trig is supposedly Bristol Palin's first child, but this is unlikely when one considers how loose her goose is (we've all been there).

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  • Trig Palin (Ironically named, since he will never master counting all his toes, let alone Trigonometry) is a hilariously retarded child made of a little of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Sarah's black-sheep Uncle Fred Phelps, a chimpanzee, and maybe some 80-proof semen forced out of Todd Palin's penis by Sarah while he was lying drunk on the dock. Trig is supposedly Bristol Palin's first child, but this is unlikely when one considers how loose her goose is (we've all been there).
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  • Trig Palin (Ironically named, since he will never master counting all his toes, let alone Trigonometry) is a hilariously retarded child made of a little of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Sarah's black-sheep Uncle Fred Phelps, a chimpanzee, and maybe some 80-proof semen forced out of Todd Palin's penis by Sarah while he was lying drunk on the dock. Trig is supposedly Bristol Palin's first child, but this is unlikely when one considers how loose her goose is (we've all been there). There has been some debate over whether or not Trig Palin actually has Down's syndrome. Many observers claim that Trig's unusual appearance is due to the fact that he is either Asian, simian, or a distant relative of Todd Palin.
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