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| - During the Tricks and Treats event, Ulgrim was found in Glenden Wood in the Overlook Bar. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I, Asheron, am sooo dating Elysa! I mean common! She's great! Why wouldn't I?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Asheron is thirsty little mortal! Bring me drink!" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Asheron 1" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Olthoi 1597346" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bring me some stout and we'll have a nice chat. Bring me two stouts and I'll tell you whatever you want to know. Bring me three stouts and I'll make some stuff up for you." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Look at me. My name is Asheron. I am mighty and noble and I play with the lives of other people to do what I deem to be the right thing." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's right. It's that time of year again. Give me some peppermint and I'll make you a culinary delight to entice your taste buds to ecstasy." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That Ulgrim is one of the finest upstanding members of Dereth. He brings a new meaning to the term humble. Yes, he is one amazing individual. Full of the milk of human kindness and ever giving of his time and skill. I wish I, Asheron, could be more like Ulgrim." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It was nice to take a vacation in the mountains. Did you know that you can get drunker more easily in higher elevations? Oh, but that theory about crisp mountain water making better flavored stout, not true. The stout may taste better, but it doesn't have anything to do with the water." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, have you been to that island that rose from the ocean? Some interesting creatures there, don't you think? Did those Merwarts have anything to drink yet?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Do you like my mask?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Elysa got mad at me, but I say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Plus, people tend to give me all sorts of things when they think I'm Asheron." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That Varicci guys a jerk! That's right, I went there." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Want to play a fun Festival trick? Go visit the Little Guy on my island. I made a bet with him and he lost. It's worth going just to see him dressed up." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "When you get there try giving him a Wi Stamp. No really, it's hilarious." Ulgrim suppresses a snicker. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's that time of year again. Every one runs around in costumes pretending to be monsters or other people while eating huge amounts of candy and drinking any number of delicious drinks. I love the Festival Season! I say we rename Glenden Wood to Festival Town and I shall rule over it." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've created a new drink. It's red and has a real kick to it. I'm thinking about naming it after that cow they have in Sanamar." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I have my own special chat channel! It's called UlgrimChat and I'm the only one who's allowed to speak on it. Everyone I want to invite can hear me though." Ha, this is the best! Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Those blue fellows worry me. I think their brains got frost bite up there. They need to relax, drink some stout and learn to enjoy life for a change." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Silyun? Really?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Who's the 'Silly One' that came up with that town name?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I read all of those old records about Grael and his stomping on the Empyreans. Sounds like they had it coming if you ask me. What I'd really like to know is where Grael's people came from. Is it possible they were here before the Empyreans?" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I stopped by my island on the way here and found something very strange. There appears to be some sort of hatch in the ground in the middle of the island. No idea where it goes to, but it's sure got me intrigued." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Alright, I'll tell you a story. Gather round and listen to a tale so horrific it will keep you from sleeping for three, maybe four nights." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Once there was a man who liked to drink stout. It was stout for breakfast, stout for lunch and stout for dessert. He actually ate a nice well balanced dinner, you know to keep healthy." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Well, this man knew the way of things and he was always exploring and asking questions to further his knowledge. One of his trips took him to a deserted town nestled in the woods. In fact it was a town much like this one somewhere in these woods I believe." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He was very tired from having traveled all day and he decided to spend the night in the deserted Pub, whose faded sign he could just make out in the failing light." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He entered the old building floor boards creaking and groaning like the voices of spirits he had disturbed. Searching the bar he found an old dusty bottle on a shelf." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, ""Why not?" the man said to himself sitting at the bar and filling his trusty mug with the rich amber liquid that poured from the bottle. It was at precisely this moment he heard a creak behind him. He spun around, but there was no one there. He sat back down and sipped the drink. It was the most delicious stout he had ever tasted. An ambrosia of the gods, a drink that made the soul soar and the mind spin, and so on." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The floorboards behind him emitted a long groan. This time he didn't turn around. He didn't want to see what might be there. Instead he took another sip. The floorboards ached. Another sip and another loud wrenching of his nerves." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He couldn't stand it anymore. He tipped the rest of his drink back and jumped from his chair ready for anything." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But the Pub was silent now. He searched everywhere for what might have caused the noise, but couldn't find anyone or anything. As he turned back to the bar he saw something that turned his hair white. There on the bar was the bottle he had left, but it was empty!" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "He rushed over and tried to get a trickle from the bottle, but it was empty. In fact it was bone dry as if it hadn't held a drop in years." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The poor man flew from that place in the woods and never returned. Some things are just too frightening, even for a brave man like that." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They say that Pub still sits somewhere in the woods waiting for thirsty travelers to stumble in. I imagine that bottle still sits on the bar. I can even imagine that it might hold some of that amazing stout the man drank, but at what price my friends... what price?" You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That Virindi just doesn't get it." [shirt inscribed by Leopold] You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Haha, right! Make sure you hang this over your Horn of Vigilance." [shirt inscribed repels all bugs] You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'm not sure, what would you do?" [shirt inscribed WWUD] You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Festival Shirt. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've never seen that shirt before!" Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Pretty funny though." [shirt inscribed Varicci stinks] You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Candy Corn. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mmm, sugar and wax. I'm sure it's delicious, but... I've had my daily recommended allowance of wax today. Thanks for thinking of me!" You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Cider. Ulgrim waves the cider under his nose. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "No thanks, it's not ready yet." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Tempting Apple. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was nice, but where's the candy?" You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Chocolate Bar. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!" You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ginger Bread Drudge. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Chocolate Cookie. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Cookie. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Cookie. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Chocolate Cookie. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Bar of Milk Chocolate. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!" You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ginger Bread Lugian. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "See, it's a cookie." Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That's good enough for me." You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Monougat Chew. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Candy! Candy! Candy!" You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Marshmallow Pumpkin. Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Sorry, I don't make it a habit to eat things made of unknown substances, even if they are sweet and covered in sugar. Those are exactly the kind of things you should be most wary of."
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