The Dildo of Doom is said to be the most super-duper Weapon of Mass Destruction ever to be invented. The names of the sayers who said so are withheld from the public so far due to state security reasons, but will soon be published in the memoire of an ex-chief of the CIA. From rather uncredible sources it is learned that, the government holds a real Dildo of Doom in its high-security Metropolis Military Sanctuary premises. This is what the american government has been searching for around the world. They have still come up with nothing. Just think they would just have to ask their wives...
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