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Ewegee is was one of many, many attempts by Professor Frankenweegee to rearrange six chopped-up Weegee clones and fuse them together. The resulting Fakegee looks very ugly, and tends to have a lot of medical and mental conditions. Some of his body parts were even abnormally detached from the rest of his body, and Frankenweegee had to stitch these body parts together.

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  • Ewegee is was one of many, many attempts by Professor Frankenweegee to rearrange six chopped-up Weegee clones and fuse them together. The resulting Fakegee looks very ugly, and tends to have a lot of medical and mental conditions. Some of his body parts were even abnormally detached from the rest of his body, and Frankenweegee had to stitch these body parts together.
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  • Ewegee is was one of many, many attempts by Professor Frankenweegee to rearrange six chopped-up Weegee clones and fuse them together. The resulting Fakegee looks very ugly, and tends to have a lot of medical and mental conditions. Some of his body parts were even abnormally detached from the rest of his body, and Frankenweegee had to stitch these body parts together. In spite of his many conditions and problems, he was still somehow able to survive into adulthood. When Frankenweegee was arrested for abusing Weegee Clones and very suspicious experimenting, Ewegee was adopted by a random Fortran clone as part of the Father Fakegees Program. Later, said Fortran clone was arrested for loitering at a strip mall, and Ewegee was sent back into the program to be adopted by Geegee. After joining the Weeweegeegee Battalion, he was given the job of serving as an average infantryman. However, due to his incredibly mixed-up coordination, he did a very poor job, and was responsible for a lot of friendly-fire. When Ewegee realized that he was causing a lot of damage, he decided to quit the Battalion, but Geegee insisted that he keep trying to find a new job. After failing so many times, he eventually just decided to work as a comedian to boost the morale of the Battalion's soldiers. He was very successful, and became well-known for his wit and cleverness. In a suprising twist, Ewegee soon became a popular comedian within his region of the United 'Gees Galaxy, and is now a popular member of the Weegee Entertainment industry, even considering opening up his own amusement park and carnival.
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