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According to Osteen, if your Physics paper gets an, "F," grade, it is so that when you come crying out of the Physics building at your college, the girl you'll marry can come and meet you and comfort you. Than, a few years later, when your kid is diagnosed with leukemia, it is so you can get rich off the bestseller you wrote about it. Then, when your book convinces some poor Atheist to be Christian, God's will will have been achieved because, according to Joel Osteen; now they'll get to go to Heaven. In reality, of course, they will retreat to the Hell-like state of mind where you agree with Joel Osteen.

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  • Joel Osteen
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  • According to Osteen, if your Physics paper gets an, "F," grade, it is so that when you come crying out of the Physics building at your college, the girl you'll marry can come and meet you and comfort you. Than, a few years later, when your kid is diagnosed with leukemia, it is so you can get rich off the bestseller you wrote about it. Then, when your book convinces some poor Atheist to be Christian, God's will will have been achieved because, according to Joel Osteen; now they'll get to go to Heaven. In reality, of course, they will retreat to the Hell-like state of mind where you agree with Joel Osteen.
  • Joel Scott Osteen (b. 1963) is the senior pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, and author of the New York Times bestselling book Your Best Life Now. He is a proponent of the word of faith movement and prosperity gospel.
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  • According to Osteen, if your Physics paper gets an, "F," grade, it is so that when you come crying out of the Physics building at your college, the girl you'll marry can come and meet you and comfort you. Than, a few years later, when your kid is diagnosed with leukemia, it is so you can get rich off the bestseller you wrote about it. Then, when your book convinces some poor Atheist to be Christian, God's will will have been achieved because, according to Joel Osteen; now they'll get to go to Heaven. In reality, of course, they will retreat to the Hell-like state of mind where you agree with Joel Osteen.
  • Joel Scott Osteen (b. 1963) is the senior pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, and author of the New York Times bestselling book Your Best Life Now. He is a proponent of the word of faith movement and prosperity gospel. Osteen took over the ministry of North America's largest and fastest-growing church in 1999 upon the death of his father, founder John Osteen. He assumed leadership of the church and the role of pastor-teacher with limited biblical training and no experience as a pastor, having dropped out of Oral Roberts University after just one semester to manage Lakewood's television production department.
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