At an Addams family reunion ten years ago, he crashed his blimp into the open-air poetry reading. He was headless from that time he tried to saw the barnacles off his neck. He owns a travel agency, which Gomez advertised on F.T.V. He once caught the plague. While practicing his luge run (in a bobsled), Gomez found him in a pile of laundry. No wonder those sheets smelled so funny. Morticia put his leftover enzymes into her artwork. He spends his winters in the crematorium, and his summer vacation comatose in the mausoleum.
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