Destroyers, or "Shit Eaters," are the UNSC's main sex machines. Many Marines go to destroyers to have sex with Cortana. So far, Cortana is known to have sex with over 10,000 Marines, including Master Chief, where they've had sex almost 100 times. Many Elites and Grunts go to Destroyers just to have sex with each other. Many Marines even masturbate with Cortana. Everyone who has sex with Cortana dies, except Master Chief.
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- UNSC Destroyer
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| - Destroyers, or "Shit Eaters," are the UNSC's main sex machines. Many Marines go to destroyers to have sex with Cortana. So far, Cortana is known to have sex with over 10,000 Marines, including Master Chief, where they've had sex almost 100 times. Many Elites and Grunts go to Destroyers just to have sex with each other. Many Marines even masturbate with Cortana. Everyone who has sex with Cortana dies, except Master Chief.
- The destroyer is a starship classification within the UNSC Navy. Fast, maneuverable, and designed for long-term endurance, destroyers were intended to escort larger vessels, such as the Marathon- and Halcyon-class cruisers.
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Length
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- Varies between classes
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shield gen
| - None, probable refit after Human-Covenant War to include shields
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Complement
| - *HEVs
*UNSC Marine Corps
*Pelicans
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Role
| - Fleet escort, assault craft
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Engine
| - Deuterium nuclear fusion reactor
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Hull
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Armament
| - *Magnetic Accelerator Cannons
*Shiva-class Nuclear Missiles
*Over-sized Archer Missile pods
*8x 50mm Point-Defense Autocannons
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slipspace drive
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abstract
| - Destroyers, or "Shit Eaters," are the UNSC's main sex machines. Many Marines go to destroyers to have sex with Cortana. So far, Cortana is known to have sex with over 10,000 Marines, including Master Chief, where they've had sex almost 100 times. Many Elites and Grunts go to Destroyers just to have sex with each other. Many Marines even masturbate with Cortana. Everyone who has sex with Cortana dies, except Master Chief.
- The destroyer is a starship classification within the UNSC Navy. Fast, maneuverable, and designed for long-term endurance, destroyers were intended to escort larger vessels, such as the Marathon- and Halcyon-class cruisers.
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