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  • KaaaaaazooooOO!O!O!OO!!OO!O!O!!
  • Il kazoo (detto anche kazzoo) è un pratico strumento musicale che funziona grazie a un principio di fusione termo-psico-nucleare sotto la legge della relatività quantistica di Einstein e quella del relativismo positronico di zio paperone: soffiando nella cavità giusta lo strumento emetterà un flebile ma distruttivo suono che condannerà l'umanità alla depressione totale.
  • One thing seems abundantly clear: a kazoo is NOT a whistle. Much controversy was aroused by the Kazoo-Whistle War of 1812, which was fought after Charles Darwin argued that kazoos evolved from whistles. This conflict was cut short by the invention of the bagpipe whereupon both parties immediately dropped what they were doing and started the Hundred Years' War to rid the world of the bagpipe.
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  • KaaaaaazooooOO!O!O!OO!!OO!O!O!!
  • Il kazoo (detto anche kazzoo) è un pratico strumento musicale che funziona grazie a un principio di fusione termo-psico-nucleare sotto la legge della relatività quantistica di Einstein e quella del relativismo positronico di zio paperone: soffiando nella cavità giusta lo strumento emetterà un flebile ma distruttivo suono che condannerà l'umanità alla depressione totale.
  • One thing seems abundantly clear: a kazoo is NOT a whistle. Much controversy was aroused by the Kazoo-Whistle War of 1812, which was fought after Charles Darwin argued that kazoos evolved from whistles. This conflict was cut short by the invention of the bagpipe whereupon both parties immediately dropped what they were doing and started the Hundred Years' War to rid the world of the bagpipe. In 2002 however, a group of scientists from northern Scotland found out that the kazoo had actually evolved from the tenor Saxophone. Although a few american priests started some smaller riots, no humans were killed because of the disagreements. Now it is widely seen as a fact by both scientists and less intelligent citizens that kazoos have evolved from the tenor saxophone. Evidence has emerged recently suggesting that the kazoo may be linked to an ancient instrument known as a Mongolian Death Stick, which according to local lore, was used to summon demons and dune worms. In fact, Kazoologists are so sure of a possible link, most east-Asian countries have banned the importing, creation or use of the kazoo, just to be safe.
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