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| - The flight attendant gives President Helga 2 packages of peanuts, and then Pres. Helga opens the door and jumps out. She eats a package of peanuts, opens up the parachute, and then goes down until she reaches a balcony, kicking a castle guard, who screams. She shoots the hook gun up to the top of another wall, and she climbs up, using the rope from the hook gun. Then, up there, she opens a door, goes in, looks at the ‘Arnold Detector’ (looks like her old Arnold locket), which tells her which room Arnold is in. Once she has located where Arnold is, she goes in, blocks out a security camera, then walks on the ceiling using suction cup shoes. She is in the hallway that leads to the room Arnold is tied up in, but Helga has to get through all of the hi-tech security stuff to get to the door. On
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| - The flight attendant gives President Helga 2 packages of peanuts, and then Pres. Helga opens the door and jumps out. She eats a package of peanuts, opens up the parachute, and then goes down until she reaches a balcony, kicking a castle guard, who screams. She shoots the hook gun up to the top of another wall, and she climbs up, using the rope from the hook gun. Then, up there, she opens a door, goes in, looks at the ‘Arnold Detector’ (looks like her old Arnold locket), which tells her which room Arnold is in. Once she has located where Arnold is, she goes in, blocks out a security camera, then walks on the ceiling using suction cup shoes. She is in the hallway that leads to the room Arnold is tied up in, but Helga has to get through all of the hi-tech security stuff to get to the door. Once she gets through, she opens the door. Arnold! Helga! I knew you’d come... It’s you! The unknown international terrorist who kidnapped the First Man and threatened world peace! Lila?! Lila?! That’s right! It’s me, Lila! You’re the terrorist? But, why?! Why did you kidnap me? I told you I loved you, but you shunned me! I tried to forget about you, just ever so hard, but I couldn’t! And when I realized that I was never gonna be able to win your love, I suppose I... (She pulls a skull off of a skeleton and then drops it)... well, I went over to the dark side, and I... I kidnapped you in a desperate and ill-conceived attempt to steal your heart, and I’m sorry, I’m just ever so sorry! (She cries at Arnold’s feet) Well, Lila, your evil scheme has backfired! (sadly) It has? You bet it has! It’s only made the love between Helga and me stronger! Oh... Lock her up! Arnold! No, Arnold! No... (continues bawling) President Helga and First Man Arnold hug each other lovingly. Later, they are sailing off toward the silver sun (the moon) in a hot air balloon shaped like a heart. They are hugging each other. Thank you for saving me. Oh, it was no big deal. Pastrami? Oh, Arnold! Oh, pastrami!
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