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Later that night, Billy Bob began to feel strange. His janitor's cap wouldn't come off his head, nor would his janitor uniform leave his body. The next day, he went to get his mop out of the utility closet, when he found that just by thinking about the mop, he could make it fly through the air and into his hand (however, the first time he tried it, it flew through the air and whacked him in the head). He also found that his mop felt strangely different, and that it could now clean messes and spills with the greatest of ease.

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  • Later that night, Billy Bob began to feel strange. His janitor's cap wouldn't come off his head, nor would his janitor uniform leave his body. The next day, he went to get his mop out of the utility closet, when he found that just by thinking about the mop, he could make it fly through the air and into his hand (however, the first time he tried it, it flew through the air and whacked him in the head). He also found that his mop felt strangely different, and that it could now clean messes and spills with the greatest of ease.
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  • Later that night, Billy Bob began to feel strange. His janitor's cap wouldn't come off his head, nor would his janitor uniform leave his body. The next day, he went to get his mop out of the utility closet, when he found that just by thinking about the mop, he could make it fly through the air and into his hand (however, the first time he tried it, it flew through the air and whacked him in the head). He also found that his mop felt strangely different, and that it could now clean messes and spills with the greatest of ease. That night, Billy Bob was watching the news. The current headline was that some guy had shot a man downtown. The victim looked strangely familiar to Billy Bob. Then, with a wave of shock and horror (and sexual arousement, for some reason), he realized that the victim was his own father. He raced downtown in his car and accidentally ran over his dying father. Furious, he drove back home and slit his wrists. From that moment on, Billy Bob dedicated his life to fighting crime as...
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