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At some point during the early 1970s, NASA were busy orchestrating the moon hoax and working hard to waste the taxpayers' money on rockets, satellites and other nonsensical objects. A group of janitors and college dropouts working in the NASA cantina figured that they wanted their own space project, as their lives were otherwise completely meaningless. One of those janitors, an amateur astrologist had noticed that the planets in the solar system were spinning around the sun in a way that would mean bad luck for everyone born between the 2nd and 3rd of january 1970. A tiny object flying past these planets would change the horoscopes of these people significantly. This was the case for Neil Armstrong, who lost his ability to go to the moon, which is very typical for a Leo.

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  • At some point during the early 1970s, NASA were busy orchestrating the moon hoax and working hard to waste the taxpayers' money on rockets, satellites and other nonsensical objects. A group of janitors and college dropouts working in the NASA cantina figured that they wanted their own space project, as their lives were otherwise completely meaningless. One of those janitors, an amateur astrologist had noticed that the planets in the solar system were spinning around the sun in a way that would mean bad luck for everyone born between the 2nd and 3rd of january 1970. A tiny object flying past these planets would change the horoscopes of these people significantly. This was the case for Neil Armstrong, who lost his ability to go to the moon, which is very typical for a Leo.
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  • At some point during the early 1970s, NASA were busy orchestrating the moon hoax and working hard to waste the taxpayers' money on rockets, satellites and other nonsensical objects. A group of janitors and college dropouts working in the NASA cantina figured that they wanted their own space project, as their lives were otherwise completely meaningless. One of those janitors, an amateur astrologist had noticed that the planets in the solar system were spinning around the sun in a way that would mean bad luck for everyone born between the 2nd and 3rd of january 1970. A tiny object flying past these planets would change the horoscopes of these people significantly. This was the case for Neil Armstrong, who lost his ability to go to the moon, which is very typical for a Leo. This ambitious group met in a garage and quickly assembled the Voyeur I satelittle. The chief engineer was Gyro Gearloose, who quickly assembled a satellite out of old junk, duct tape, a car battery and more duct tape. Carl Sagan would stop by to smoke a few joints and tell science jokes with the Voyeur team, and they agreed to bribe NASA executives into putting Voyeur I on a space rocket and see how it went. Using a rewired pocket calculator and a ham radio, the team would be able to communicate with Voyeur I in space. They all found this idea fascinating, especially after three joints. Sagan really brought new ideas to the table. The next week Sagan brought LSD which resulted in Voyeur II.
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