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The earliest inhabitants of Suffolk were dangerous sexual perverts, the Iceni, with their knee-fetishes (I-See-Knee) and the Trinnovanties (From the Celtic for Frilly-Panties). These tribes spent many centuries in peace until the Romans arrived, absorbing the Trinnovanties in to their empire, and raping and pillaging the Iceni. The Iceni fought back, but their down fall came at the battle of St. Albans, where legion after legion of fine Roman knee was deployed to distract the perverts as they were rolled up in carpet and thrown of various bridges.

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  • Suffolk
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  • The earliest inhabitants of Suffolk were dangerous sexual perverts, the Iceni, with their knee-fetishes (I-See-Knee) and the Trinnovanties (From the Celtic for Frilly-Panties). These tribes spent many centuries in peace until the Romans arrived, absorbing the Trinnovanties in to their empire, and raping and pillaging the Iceni. The Iceni fought back, but their down fall came at the battle of St. Albans, where legion after legion of fine Roman knee was deployed to distract the perverts as they were rolled up in carpet and thrown of various bridges.
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  • 1337(xsd:integer)
  • 1860(xsd:integer)
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  • Suffolk
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  • "Guide Our Endeavour"
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  • The earliest inhabitants of Suffolk were dangerous sexual perverts, the Iceni, with their knee-fetishes (I-See-Knee) and the Trinnovanties (From the Celtic for Frilly-Panties). These tribes spent many centuries in peace until the Romans arrived, absorbing the Trinnovanties in to their empire, and raping and pillaging the Iceni. The Iceni fought back, but their down fall came at the battle of St. Albans, where legion after legion of fine Roman knee was deployed to distract the perverts as they were rolled up in carpet and thrown of various bridges. Suffolk's next inhabitants were Danish vikings. Despite having no distinguishing culture other than rape, this one tradition has been borne in to the hearts and minds of all Suffolkers, even today. Since then Suffolk has grown gradually more xenophobic and mentally unstable, engaging in many civil wars such as "The Suffolk-Norfolk War of 1403", "The Suffolk-Norfolk War of 1532-1666", "The Suffolk-Norfolk War of 1711" and "The American War Of Independence". A battalion of plague carriers was sent to fight for the Americans, but ended up crashing in Manila, Philippines, 4 years after the wars' end. All were eaten and were reportedly delicious.
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