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| - Donald and Danny are driving Berlioz, Marie, Penny, and Piglet to concert hosted by kids' singer Woody (Twippo). Marie, who has won a contest to see Woody backstage, keeps bragging to her friends about how she won and teases them. Donald has become very frustrated on finding a route to the concert and with Danny on him singing songs and playing his guitar instead of helping him with the map. On the way, Donald hits a bump and makes Marie lose her Woody ticket and runs into a family of porcupines in which they pop out the tires. They crash down a hill and become lost. As everyone gets out of the car, they see a seafood restaurant.
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| - Donald and Danny are driving Berlioz, Marie, Penny, and Piglet to concert hosted by kids' singer Woody (Twippo). Marie, who has won a contest to see Woody backstage, keeps bragging to her friends about how she won and teases them. Donald has become very frustrated on finding a route to the concert and with Danny on him singing songs and playing his guitar instead of helping him with the map. On the way, Donald hits a bump and makes Marie lose her Woody ticket and runs into a family of porcupines in which they pop out the tires. They crash down a hill and become lost. As everyone gets out of the car, they see a seafood restaurant. They head to the restaurant to call a tow truck and grab a bite to eat. They are greeted and are given a table by the Chip and Dale. After Berlioz scolds Marie for the trouble, he goes to sit down and is greeted by The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. They tell him that what he said to Marie was too mean and show a little compassion. To illustrate, they begin to tell all the Characters a story. Woody (Jonah) is a Prophetic cowboy from Israel who goes from town to town delivering God's messages. One day, God asks him to leave Israel and deliver a message to Nineveh, IN, a rough and dangerous city in Indiana. Woody panics and tries to flee from the Lord. He goes to his travel agent, Mr. Saventini (Angus), who tells him that the farthest he can get from Nineveh, IN is Tarshish, OH. When he spies the Pirates in the harbor, he asks them to take him to Tarshish, OH. They resist, but Woody convinces them by paying them. On the way to Tarshish, a guilt-stricken Woody goes below deck to rest. There, he meets Wooldoor Sockbat, a traveling Persian rug salesman, who rants about how great Jonah is and decides to travel with him. After having a bad dream about running from God, Woody finds the ship beset by a great storm. Captain Winnie the Pooh concludes that the storm has been sent because God is mad at someone on the ship. They all play Go Fish to determine who it is. Woody loses the game and admits that he is running from God. Luckily, First Mate Shrek forces Woody to walk the plank. With Woody off the ship, the skies clear immediately. The Pirates attempt to reel him back in, but a shark swallows Woody. The Pirates fire their cannon at the whale but are forced to use a bowling ball (with Wooldoor inside it) as ammo. The shark merely swallows the ball and swims away. Inside the belly of the shark, Wooldoor finds Woody saddened that he is going to die for disobeying God, but they are visited by a host of God's messengers. They explain through a rousing number that if Woody repents, then God will grant him a second chance too. He and Wooldoor are spit up onto the shore and are met by Woody's horse Bullseye. Together, they ride to Nineveh, IN. After Woody is denied entrance to the city, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything appear. They explain that they spent all the money Woody gave them on The Bull Twisted Cheese Curls and won a sweepstakes, giving them free access to Nineveh, IN where the Cheese Curls are produced. They sneak Woody into the city disguised as winners of the sweepstakes, thought they are all promptly arrested for Larry's theft of the bull's personal Cheese Twists. After sentenced to death by "the Fish Slap of No Return", they are granted an audience with a bull (King Twistomer). When the bull hears that Woody has survived in the belly of a shark, he listens to his message. Woody delivers the message given to him by God. He tells them they should repent and amend their ways, or Nineveh, IN will be destroyed. The bull and the Ninevites quickly repent. Still expecting the Ninevites to be destroyed, Woody watches and waits from a distance. Wooldoor is disappointed in Woody, and tries to explain to him that God is compassionate and merciful. But Woody, feeling pathetic and self-important, can't accept that. The story ends with Wooldoor and Bullseye leaving Woody alone on a cliff overlooking the city. Back in the present day, the Characters are disappointed in the anticlimactic ending but come to understand the point of the story: that God wants everybody to show compassion and mercy, even to those that don't seem to deserve it. Woody appears in the restaurant unexpectedly and offers to give everybody a lift to the concert, while Donald forgives Danny and Berlioz gives his Woody ticket to Marie. The film ends with a grand musical number and the arrival of the tow truck driver named Wooldoor Sockbat, whom Woody seems to recognize.
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