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| - Oancitizen: [peering up from The Oxford History of World Cinema] Something wrong, Todd? Todd: Oh, it's just, um...getting hit by writer's block again. Oancitizen: Oh, yeah. My sympathies. What's the issue? Todd: I don't know. I'm just...I'm just trying to write another pop song review or just...just something, you know? I'm putting pen to paper, and nothing's coming... I don't know, Kyle. Oancitizen: Well, if I can offer a bit of advice? Todd: What? Todd: Top Ten Nut Shots in Movies! Go! Hans Moleman: [you know the clip, doubling over in pain] Ooooohhhh!
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| - Oancitizen: [peering up from The Oxford History of World Cinema] Something wrong, Todd? Todd: Oh, it's just, um...getting hit by writer's block again. Oancitizen: Oh, yeah. My sympathies. What's the issue? Todd: I don't know. I'm just...I'm just trying to write another pop song review or just...just something, you know? I'm putting pen to paper, and nothing's coming... I don't know, Kyle. Oancitizen: Well, if I can offer a bit of advice? Todd: What? Oancitizen: I think...you might be trying too hard. You can't force yourself into creativity. As cheesy as I know this will sound, these things have to come from the heart. So my advice is just look deep down and...see what you find there. Todd: Top Ten Nut Shots in Movies! Go! Montage of appropriate clips from There's Something About Mary, Robocop, Sin City, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, The Simpsons - "Brother from Another Series", The Venture Bros. - "The Trial of the Monarch", Jackass, and The Simpsons - "A Star Is Burns" Todd (VO): Let me be clear here. I'm not talking biting, I'm not talking shooting, I'm not talking castration. I want sheer blunt trauma! I'm only counting fists, knees, baseballs, tree trunks, anything that slams full force and squashes some moron's family jewels! Hans Moleman: [you know the clip, doubling over in pain] Ooooohhhh! Todd: Why? 'Cause it's my show, and sometimes you just need to watch people get slammed in the cajones...repeatedly. Got it?! I'm counting down... Clip of "Ode to the Nut Shot" from Robot Chicken, which serves as the interlude through the countdown Todd (VO): The Top Ten Movie Scenes of people getting hit in the nuts!
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