It's Saturday night, and you're sitting alone in your tiny abode. You have your blankie pulled up to your chin and your hand is shaking after one beer. Good job, slugger, your life is really looking up! And, as if this all-too-real fear of perpetual loneliness wasn't enough, you have also finally exhausted the final episode of StarTrek:TNG that was on your TiVo. Unfortunately for you, Saturday night is when you're supposed to be out and not at home, so the networks have little interest in quality programming. Since all you can find are a few made-for-TV movies and a bunch of shopping, you sigh softly and resign yourself to yet another night of cold sweat and insomnia. But wait! What was that you just saw? No, not that crappy saxophone jazz, the other thing! Is that Alfred E. Neuman? Why, s
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| - It's Saturday night, and you're sitting alone in your tiny abode. You have your blankie pulled up to your chin and your hand is shaking after one beer. Good job, slugger, your life is really looking up! And, as if this all-too-real fear of perpetual loneliness wasn't enough, you have also finally exhausted the final episode of StarTrek:TNG that was on your TiVo. Unfortunately for you, Saturday night is when you're supposed to be out and not at home, so the networks have little interest in quality programming. Since all you can find are a few made-for-TV movies and a bunch of shopping, you sigh softly and resign yourself to yet another night of cold sweat and insomnia. But wait! What was that you just saw? No, not that crappy saxophone jazz, the other thing! Is that Alfred E. Neuman? Why, s
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| - It's Saturday night, and you're sitting alone in your tiny abode. You have your blankie pulled up to your chin and your hand is shaking after one beer. Good job, slugger, your life is really looking up! And, as if this all-too-real fear of perpetual loneliness wasn't enough, you have also finally exhausted the final episode of StarTrek:TNG that was on your TiVo. Unfortunately for you, Saturday night is when you're supposed to be out and not at home, so the networks have little interest in quality programming. Since all you can find are a few made-for-TV movies and a bunch of shopping, you sigh softly and resign yourself to yet another night of cold sweat and insomnia. But wait! What was that you just saw? No, not that crappy saxophone jazz, the other thing! Is that Alfred E. Neuman? Why, so it is! You've stumbled upon Mad TV!
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