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| - by user Tomff00 Yesterday, I was in a deli and right there on the front page of both the New York Post and the Daily News, I saw a picture of Lindsey Lohan passed out drunk in a SUV. And I thought to myself, thank God for newspapers like the New York Post and the Daily News! Where else are Americans going to keep up on the most pressing matters of the day such as: Lindsay’s rehab, Paris Hilton’s jail time, Nicole Richie’s weight, Anna Nicole’s drug overdose or Britney’s breakdown. These are vital issues and Americans need to be informed about every DUI, rehab stint, break-up and suicide these girls attempt. After all, at this moment, they are the United States' greatest export.
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| - by user Tomff00 Yesterday, I was in a deli and right there on the front page of both the New York Post and the Daily News, I saw a picture of Lindsey Lohan passed out drunk in a SUV. And I thought to myself, thank God for newspapers like the New York Post and the Daily News! Where else are Americans going to keep up on the most pressing matters of the day such as: Lindsay’s rehab, Paris Hilton’s jail time, Nicole Richie’s weight, Anna Nicole’s drug overdose or Britney’s breakdown. These are vital issues and Americans need to be informed about every DUI, rehab stint, break-up and suicide these girls attempt. After all, at this moment, they are the United States' greatest export. Hey, how many US troops were killed in Iraq this month? I don’t know, but Lindsay was out partying and passed out drunk only a few days after coming out of rehab. Hey, how many people have been killed in Darfur? Who cares! Britney is blogging about her breakdown. And kudos to the New York Post again this morning. What’s on the cover? Stray-Rod: New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was seen in Toronto with a blonde at a strip club and then they went back to the hotel. Wow! I can’t wait to read this story. __NOEDITSECTION__ From The Opinion Wiki, a Wikia wiki. From The Opinion Wiki, a Wikia wiki.
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