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The Chinese version of America's checkers played with marbles.

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  • Chinese Checkers
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  • The Chinese version of America's checkers played with marbles.
  • The game begins with what is commonly referred to as the 'asianizing phase'. During this phase of gameplay, players mentally, physically, and spiritually become Asian in a single step. This step is only necessary in China, where the luxurious Aryan race continues to thrive, unspoiled by the "slant-eyes", as they call the French. As it is almost impossibly difficult to describe in words, the diagram below has been provided to explain the advanced mechanics involved. Another modern method of achieving asianization is to apply tape or glue, flanking ones eyes, thereby causing the same effect.
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  • The game begins with what is commonly referred to as the 'asianizing phase'. During this phase of gameplay, players mentally, physically, and spiritually become Asian in a single step. This step is only necessary in China, where the luxurious Aryan race continues to thrive, unspoiled by the "slant-eyes", as they call the French. As it is almost impossibly difficult to describe in words, the diagram below has been provided to explain the advanced mechanics involved. Another modern method of achieving asianization is to apply tape or glue, flanking ones eyes, thereby causing the same effect. Asianization is by no means an unusual practise. However, due to the short duration of the transition, the transition itself is rarely observed, leaving the public unaware of it. For this reason, the occurrence of asianization is grossly underestimated. This accounts to some extent for the much higher growth rate of the Asian vis-a-vis Caucasian population in the world today.
  • The Chinese version of America's checkers played with marbles.
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