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- I'm already retired, but I can't just sit and watch what's happening. Should we just let the CPUs defend this world alone? Of course not! It's part of the Man Law that we defend our country ourselves! The target is a snazzy monster called the 'Professor.' It and its friends are attacking the city's outskirts. Don't hesitate to waste them all.
- Who authorized this? Who permitted you to carry out such a ridiculous plan as the Boys' Bathroom Game Project!? Because of this absurdity, our finances are in dire straits! We can't back down now. Will you collect materials necessary to complete development?
- We have received word that Dogoos residing in Virtua Forest have been harrassing residents around the area. Can you go and put a stop to them?
- We wer attacked by Lionvaders and Terists. Please avenge my allies! There's no relation between this quest and summer vacation? Don't be obsessed with trivialities, you silly little girls!
- While I was captured and nearly killed, monsters in Leanbox multiplied. You, the loyal followers of Vert! While she's gone, you and I will defend Leanbox! Anyway, go defeat those monsters that disturb our peace! I will remain here...as moral support.
- I got an account that Coelacanths are attacking travelers in Panan Jungle. We don't have enough human resources to hunt them. Please help us. Come back to us. True heroes always come back victorious, no matter the circumstances.
- I've been so into astronomy lately and I heard you can observe a rare constellation, Godly Sting, which can only be sen once every thousand years! But when I tried to find it, my telescope broke. Could you go find parts for it? I want o fix it. Of course, I'll give you a reward for your trouble.
- Yo! Some delinquent felines are attacking Lastation from time to time. I tried to believe that I'm the real hero who can handle all of them, but it seems like I can't do it by myself. Could you please give me a helping hand? They're strong. I know we'll struggle. But under no circumstance will we sacrifice our dignity!
- How do you do. I'm Yuzawa, from the ZECA Corporation. My wife's automobile was assaulted by monsters. To my relief, she survived the raid, but I cannot forgive the monster that attacked her. I made up my mind to put my life on the line and challenge the beast, but I got severely injured. I will give you a reward. Please defeat the detestable monster and avenge both my wife and me.
- We got this crown after a struggle. But it was stolen when my partner was busy taking a nap. I want to get it back, but the thief ran into the Gamindustri Graveyard. I'm too scared to go in there. If you're brave enough, could you please go get the crown back?
- The port I live in is a prosperous fishing village. It's very peaceful. One day, monsters we don't normally see suddenly surged into town. Of course, they ravaged everything. The fish we've caught since are so badly mutilated that we can't even sell them. Please eradicate the monsters before they come back.
- I'm the chief, ordered to train the anti-crime corps by Histoire. However, due to their lack of attention, some of my subordinates have been injured. As part of their training, I will have them create potions from herbs. To do that, we need a lot of herbs.
- Hya-hahaha! I have the equipment required to survive in Gamindustri. A sweet mohawk, spiked shoulder pads, a tri-wheel buggie, and a flamethrower. But! That's not enough. There's no originality in those! Can you bring me a suitably cool mask?
- Hello, I'm White Cat. Do you folks know this scary rumor? Anyone who spoils a game when someone else is playing it gets killed in his or her nightmare. My friend, Black Cat, tried to uncover this mystery. He uploaded gameplay from Chapter 8 on YourTube and he instantly fell into a coma and hasn't woken up yet. He must be pushing and pulling blocks in his dreams. Once he awakens, he should be safe. So I want you to bring me items I can use to save him.
- Restore peace in Leanbox so that we can welcome Vert home anytime! Followers of my dear sister Vert, help us!
- This is an emergency mission. Cases of destructive vandalism caused by Demonic Fenrirs have been reported all over Gamindustri. Please help us eliminate them.
- Gnnn. What a shame! Our castle is about to fall from such lowly creatures as Nanovaders!? My apologies, travelers. Will you vanquish the invading Nanovaders in our name?
- Are you familiar with a syndicate known as Anannymouse? They are anonymous hackers who are actively contaminating the Internet with the foul stench of their basements. They made a declaration toe the public, threatening that they will herd monsters residing around Lastation and send them to attack our cities. They requested money as a condition to stop them. How ridiculous is that? We already know what monsters they intend to use. Can you kill them off before those terrorists can manipulate them?
- Do you know a place called Midcompany? Anannymouse mouth-breathers are making weapons of mass destruction to destroy Lastation there. It's top secret, though. We can't just let them assault our land. Will you please stop them before they start to move?
- I finally got a girlfriend. ...But she's struggling to get over her ex. She always seems to compare me with him. So...I want to give her a gift so wonderful that she will forget about her ex entirely. Can you help me with this?
- Gamindustri has been invaded. But we have yet to identify the invaders. I believe learning about them is key to starting negotiations. In order to know them fully, could you bring their body parts to me?
- Who's this man wearing a horsebird mask, shoulder pads, and a steel breastplate!? Yes, it's me! The masked me! I shall give you a special mission. I hear many Tricky Horsebirds are harassing the people. Could you go hunt them on my behalf?
- *We won't announce the winner. Winners will be notified privately.
- Damn it! Some bozo broke a lot of the sacred tree's branches in a hunting area meant for beginners! The old tree harbors a lot of magical force inside. If you break its branches, you'll be damned to die by powerful beasts. My worst fears were realized and this place now crawls with strong monsters! I can't even move... Someone, please rescue me!
- Hmph, did you think we'd accept our offer to retire so humbly? Don't underestimate our staying power. In any case, we will get back in the spotlight. It seems like the heroine of this world has a flat chest. So my brother and I have come up with a plan. It's called the 'Bustified Hero Project '! We are developing a bust-enhancing medicine for that poor girl with the barren chest, but we are still short on ingredients. To save the airport-runway-chested heroine, would you please lend us your help?
- ...Souls wandering this world have grown their darkest yet. At this rate, the world will perish sooner than later. We need mighty warriors capable of defeating such ominous and destructive creatures. Are you courageous enough to accept?
- Coffee after work is delicious, especially the canned variety. I love canned coffees, particularly the 'morning' ones, even at night. Well, let's cut the crap. An account says monkey-looking monsters are destroying villages. Could you go punish them?
- I hear tall, bespectacled boys are so in right now. I'm already tall, so if I wear glasses, I'll become popular instantly. Mina will definitely fall for me... Can you collect materials for me to create a pair of glasses?
- This is an extremely hazardous, but urgent, request. I've just been given a report about the Dolichorhynchops, which has been greatly empowered by the Deity of Sin. I want it defeated before it does any more harm to the people. Will you please give us a helping hand?
- Industrial Crisis: Bodybuilder Girls, my latest love simulator game will see its release soon! However, monsters residing around my building are too noisy! We can't concentrate on the development process. For the sake of muscle-fetish boys' fantasies, will you please get rid of the monsters?
- Even if I drop it from the top of a skyscraper! Even if it gets bombarded. Even if it gets burned with white-hot flames, this console will not break. I'm looking for an item that will make such a console!
- Lastation thrives under Lady Noire's protection. But monsters controlled by ASIC are about to conquer our land. If we don't do something about it, Lastation will perish. In order to defend our nation, we're building a wall, but we need more materials. Please provide me with materials. I'll give you herbs or anything you want!
- Do you happen to be interested in the ghosts on the other side of that door? Hmph...foolish. If you deal with them, only misery will accompany you! Their curse will dull your mind! But worry not. Those monsters are only capable of fighting the chosen warriors! ...You still wish to confront them? Miserable peasants. This battle leads you to naught but permanent annihilation! Beware!
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- We focused too much on our work, and my penchant to overlook small details did cause occasional mistakes, but we're finally coming close to the end of our project. The thing is, though, we've exceeded the budget. Our project could be aborted due to that. Do you think anyone could give us the materials we need for development? Once it's aborted, it abo-
- It seems that you must break the bonds of common sense here. In that case, let's eradicate the organization that defies the CPUs! But EDGE, the new weapon the criminal syndicate has invented, is now threatening the peace of Gamindustri! Now...destroy EDGE and show your faith in the CPUs!
- I request that you defeat a monster called the Elemental Dragon. Its strength is beyond compare to other, lesser monsters. Please use a lot of caution when fighting it.
- Please help us maintain peace and order in the city of Lowee. Could you please defeat the monsters that have taken up residence in the Lowee Global Expo?
- DSTT is a miniature weapon said to be created by the criminal syndicate. I hear it has been dispatched to the Lowee Global Expo. I do not know why they were deployed in that place, but we cannot just let it run free. Please help us destroy the DSTT units.
- I think the problem regarding the chest of Lowee's CPU is too late to address. That size for that age... It's not as serious as that flatty heroine and Lastation's CPU Candidate, but... *sigh* So hopeless. We expect much from her twin sisters! In order to create a loli with great knockers, can you please support the development of our medicine?
- P-Please, help me! Cupid shot me with an arrow and ever since, I've been popular with the girls. I'm gonna die! ...No. I mean, that itself is a happy thing. I can deal with regular girls through the power of my sexy eyes. But that doesn't work on the monsters that come. Please defeat the monsters so that I won't get attacked!
- I got evicted from my old apartment. I've gotta move to the Infinite Corridor. But there are a lot of monsters in my new place. So, go evict these monsters!
- Do you know of the Ice Fenrir? They're unusually in the northern lands. They're extremely fierce and violent. The Basilicoms are in big trouble because of them. ...Well, if you're confident in your skills, why don't you challenge one?
- Hmhmhmm...you're such a fruitcake, accepting my request. All right. If you bring me soccer balls of some kind, I'll reward you accordingly. Kekeke.
- We are the Leanbox Special Mission Department! As you may know, we are the organization that defends Leanbox while Lady Green Heart is absent. I hear Red Babyvaders are coming out of heir caves to attack nearby villages. Will you help us defeat them in the name of Lady Green Heart?
- Kuthru♪ is my unique catch copy for an unprecedented love simulation game! You ambush a girl in secret... It's full of stalking features! Let's stalk, baby! I don't know if the reason for this is because I made such an insane game, but I feel like someone is stalking me from the shadows... P-please help me!
- Are you familiar with the facility called Darkness 60? Ghost haunting this place come out in the dead of night and play pranks on the local suburbanites. We must not let this go any longer. Could you please lend your assistance and cleanse these troublesome spirits?
- Are there any mottled materials? Of course not, right? It's just too much to ask. But if there is such a thing, I'd like to have some.
- Bored from your banal everyday life? Join Sei Kishidan! There is no application or membership fees whatsoever. There's only one condition for admission-You must be strong enough to protect someone you love. Among those who defeat the monsters, we'll choose one person every month to become a new Sei Kishidan member.
- Monsters living around our office are getting noisy and annoying. Thanks to them, we can't focus on our work. As the president, I have to do something about it! So I posted this request. Could you please help us exterminate the monsters?
- My childhood buddy with a big forehead is kind of meddlesome sometimes, but is basically a good friends, WORD. For my old chum, I'll earn a fortune from my negative ion generator, SNAP. Help me collect its components, yo.
- Codename PORCUPINE had made a request. According to report given, innumerable invaders spawned at a steppe around the border between Planeptune and Lowee. They are raiding the surrounding lands. I think you must defeat them together with our secret Guild agent. As a warrior representing Planeptune, will you please hunt them down?
- We were shooting a movie in which the world gets invaded, but there were too many monsters on the set. I'm sorry to bother you, but will you shoo them away?
- I don't know why, but Very hasn't been in my dreams for a while. The Plaid Dolphin must be jealous of me and is controlling my dreams, as it is rumored to be able to do! You there! Go defeat the fool standing between me and my dear sister Vert!
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