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John was going to his neighbor's house. It was okay, though, his friend said he didn't have a TV. This relieved John. John was relieved to hear that his friend didn't have a TV, because no TV means no remote. But John was in for a big surprise. His friend had a remote to turn on his fan. As soon as John saw this, he ran, ran in the complete opposite direction, screaming as though he had just had his kids ripped off of his body.

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  • Longinquusimperiumaperophobia
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  • John was going to his neighbor's house. It was okay, though, his friend said he didn't have a TV. This relieved John. John was relieved to hear that his friend didn't have a TV, because no TV means no remote. But John was in for a big surprise. His friend had a remote to turn on his fan. As soon as John saw this, he ran, ran in the complete opposite direction, screaming as though he had just had his kids ripped off of his body.
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  • John was going to his neighbor's house. It was okay, though, his friend said he didn't have a TV. This relieved John. John was relieved to hear that his friend didn't have a TV, because no TV means no remote. But John was in for a big surprise. His friend had a remote to turn on his fan. As soon as John saw this, he ran, ran in the complete opposite direction, screaming as though he had just had his kids ripped off of his body. You see, John has Longinquusimperiumaperophobia, or what most people would call the fear of eating a remote. Many people now suffer from this phobia, and it is becoming a major cause of concern. The mere sight of a remote drives these people to the point of near-insanity. Television makers, such as Sony and Panasonic are feeling the rough ends of this fear; ever since the diagnosis of the fear spiked, the sale of televisions with remotes have plummeted. People with this fear are switching to the good ol' knob TVs.
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