Captain Jacked Hardness is an immortal time traveller who has fucked every species, gender and hole in existence. He will fuck your dog if it looks sexy enough. Harkness is known for his love of tight asses and once buggered Prince Charles on a dare. Rumor has it that he becomes a large fucking head with testicle dreadlocks. He is known to be armed with an arse gun at all times.
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