Luke Groundwalker began his long, tedious journey he calls life being born from a failed Caesarian operation killing his unnamed mother who'd had just so many gallons of vodka last the night before that she forgot that her child, about to be born three months premature, was the result of a good ol' fashioned fellatio round with an amphibian scorpiion, as strange as that sounds, who'd been in bed with her on a daily basis since age 3. He, and her too born an FAS patient offspring, they naturally forgot the one message we all hold dear to our hearts - to use condoms - "Edward Elric, Y.O.D. 1902." The result will be better left unsaid, and so here we move onto their offspring, Groundwalker's, upbringing as the article suggests. Having, oh if you will- been "kicked out" for being yet another m
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| - Luke Groundwalker began his long, tedious journey he calls life being born from a failed Caesarian operation killing his unnamed mother who'd had just so many gallons of vodka last the night before that she forgot that her child, about to be born three months premature, was the result of a good ol' fashioned fellatio round with an amphibian scorpiion, as strange as that sounds, who'd been in bed with her on a daily basis since age 3. He, and her too born an FAS patient offspring, they naturally forgot the one message we all hold dear to our hearts - to use condoms - "Edward Elric, Y.O.D. 1902." The result will be better left unsaid, and so here we move onto their offspring, Groundwalker's, upbringing as the article suggests. Having, oh if you will- been "kicked out" for being yet another m
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| - Coming back and forth to edit Kenshi articles and copypasting rant-generated text at discretion of the above
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| - Janpole L'avikuükashita Zubabuwě- an essential Eurofag tradition to keep the diacritics outta the firstnames. Actually, that'd just be the case with the Brittards, only they do that on their entire language, hence the atrocity known as "spelling" was born!
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| - Often-misspelled-Beserk , Moanstar~, 22nd Doraemon Packet Galz, Vagabondin', Wanpisu , Epic Mantrain Grim Adventures of Jojo and Mandy, Fullmental Echoalot, Hummunkoriz. The rest better... left unsaid, for he'll need another Hellkoron software update for such. Real list, no joke. Lulz ensues here geis.
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| - Yo Yu Hack-a-sha, DIGIMONDIGITALMONSTERSDIGIMON & Wut Piece - the only two anime that he watches and regularly enjoys, of, quite unlike the long, copypasted list as described below V)
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| - Hellkorn, Kenshin007X , Shirogetsu, SuperCool, Lisa, and yawnin' Chibi Mystic Gohan halfway to sleep, sure is a yawnfest here, no?
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| - Luke Groundwalker began his long, tedious journey he calls life being born from a failed Caesarian operation killing his unnamed mother who'd had just so many gallons of vodka last the night before that she forgot that her child, about to be born three months premature, was the result of a good ol' fashioned fellatio round with an amphibian scorpiion, as strange as that sounds, who'd been in bed with her on a daily basis since age 3. He, and her too born an FAS patient offspring, they naturally forgot the one message we all hold dear to our hearts - to use condoms - "Edward Elric, Y.O.D. 1902." The result will be better left unsaid, and so here we move onto their offspring, Groundwalker's, upbringing as the article suggests. Having, oh if you will- been "kicked out" for being yet another mouth to feed, eventually Groundwalker made his way onto the only thing that seemed to relieve him of his apparently unclearable pain and sorrow- the internet, and dubbing himself a "troll," he begins a posting spree in the desolate grounds of SPPf where he went through the phases of everyone's favorite "Animu and Mango ^_^ (DBZ, Death Note, FMA, three of the most mainstream and downright maim-worthy little pieces of shit ever contrived lol)" as one of the many faces he came across, SNL (abv: Shakeoffthat Noriko Loliaddiction), would say, and withgoing some bizarre Cherokee ceremony, he somehow became the abomination he is today. All I'll write here for now, so remember to check back for updates. I'm not so desperate as to save pictures random people drew into my photobucket album to later use fully 470 days after said image was posted so I can get off to accusing members, returning and new alike, of random things based on one mentioning Clefairy's name in a post I have favorited; do they just not go soooo well with the following game-sprites, seriously?!?! DUN DUN DUN. Image:Phoenix-documentb.gif| WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS DOCUMENT MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN "AZN," WILLYOU!? Image:Phoenix-zoomb.gif| PRITTY PRITTY PLZ? GEIZ? NOT EVEN WITH THE BAB FAK BAB FAK, IT'S AWW-RAIT-OOO!??!?! Image:Masterpiece6.jpg|After two long, hard days on Photoshop Kenshi completes his masterpiece. Even though I've already lost the argument I started myself by bringing shit into an introduction topic I scoured thoroughly for the sake of these accusations seventeen years of age, I'll still be hanging onto them and if you don't think it's him you're either dumb, a faggot, or just "mentally retarded," though I'm the only one who can't even speak his native language properly and resorts to "lolurdumb" tu minitz into a conversation lol, Seung-Cho Kim. YAH. Now how long is that motherfucker, HOW LONG?!
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