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The HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION (usually announced in caps lock) is a 48 hour rush to create a mind blowing article that shows everyone how super amazing you are at being better than everyone else (previous competitions have been 36 hours or even an adrenaline pumping 24 hours). Winning by even .5 points makes you better than everyone else put together, makes you so cool that you will regret having won; not only will you never feel that good again but everyone will hate you and sabotage your work thereafter. The scoring system is complicated, the topic distribution is random and unfair and the judging is rigged. Naturally, the kids love it. Shabidoo, who organised the last effort, has no clue what he is doing. It is confusing but mandatory tournament where people who don't participate are see

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  • The HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION (usually announced in caps lock) is a 48 hour rush to create a mind blowing article that shows everyone how super amazing you are at being better than everyone else (previous competitions have been 36 hours or even an adrenaline pumping 24 hours). Winning by even .5 points makes you better than everyone else put together, makes you so cool that you will regret having won; not only will you never feel that good again but everyone will hate you and sabotage your work thereafter. The scoring system is complicated, the topic distribution is random and unfair and the judging is rigged. Naturally, the kids love it. Shabidoo, who organised the last effort, has no clue what he is doing. It is confusing but mandatory tournament where people who don't participate are see
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  • The HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION (usually announced in caps lock) is a 48 hour rush to create a mind blowing article that shows everyone how super amazing you are at being better than everyone else (previous competitions have been 36 hours or even an adrenaline pumping 24 hours). Winning by even .5 points makes you better than everyone else put together, makes you so cool that you will regret having won; not only will you never feel that good again but everyone will hate you and sabotage your work thereafter. The scoring system is complicated, the topic distribution is random and unfair and the judging is rigged. Naturally, the kids love it. Shabidoo, who organised the last effort, has no clue what he is doing. It is confusing but mandatory tournament where people who don't participate are seen as subhuman pariahs.
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