Are you lonesome tonight, down by the riverside? Has a hard headed woman got you crying for the green, green grass of home? Well, a little less conversation, a little more equipping this shovel! Pull on your sequinned jumpsuit, comb some Trool fat through your hair and get that pelvis jerking uncontrollably - you'll be shake, rattle and rolling in no time! Oh, come on, I'm doing the best I can...