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| - Truth: What do you call it when a hand falls from the sky? Human: I don't know, what? Truth: The Fall of Reach! HAHAHAHOHEEHOHAHEEHOOHAHAHEEHOHACOUGHWEEZEHAGHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Human: Hey! That joke is offensive, many of my people died in that! >:[ (walks away and cries) Truth: Fucking emo... Truth: Yo momma's so ugly, even a Jackal wouldn't wanna screw dat bitch! Jackal: FUCK YOU TRUTH!!!!!!!! Truth: What do you call a very gangster Elite. Brute: Uh, I dunno, J'Suz Kusov? Truth: Close! But no, a "'Homee 'Gee". LMFAO! Brute: *facepalm* Truth: Food Nipple ROFLCOPTER!!11 Truth: Glass
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| - Truth: What do you call it when a hand falls from the sky? Human: I don't know, what? Truth: The Fall of Reach! HAHAHAHOHEEHOHAHEEHOOHAHAHEEHOHACOUGHWEEZEHAGHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Human: Hey! That joke is offensive, many of my people died in that! >:[ (walks away and cries) Truth: Fucking emo... Truth: Yo momma's so ugly, even a Jackal wouldn't wanna screw dat bitch! Jackal: FUCK YOU TRUTH!!!!!!!! Truth: What do you call a very gangster Elite. Brute: Uh, I dunno, J'Suz Kusov? Truth: Close! But no, a "'Homee 'Gee". LMFAO! Brute: *facepalm* Truth: What do you call it when a Unggoy breastfeads? Hunter: *Quaking growl* (Translated: Just tell me the answer...) Truth: Food Nipple ROFLCOPTER!!11 Hunter: *Quaking growl* (Translated: Wow, thats actually pretty funny) Truth: Wow, really? :) Hunter: *Quaking growl* (Translated: No) Truth: He dares to talk shit! EXECUTE HIM!!! Truth: Knock knock Noble Six: *sigh* Who's there? Truth: Glass Noble Six: Glass who? Hold on wait a minute...*looks up in the sky and sees a huge covenant ship with a glassing beam right above him* Oh shi...*gets glassed* Truth: LULZ! Elite: That was actually funny, your royal hineyness. OOPS I mean highness! Truth: You dare mock me!? EXECUTE HIM!!!!!! Truth: Hey Tartar Sauce, what do you call an alien track team made up of four people? Tartarus: I don't know, holy one, please tell me the answer. Truth: FORE RUNNERS! HAHAHAHEEHOOHEEHAHOOHAHAHAHEEHOO!!!!!!!1 Tartarus: Um, ok... Truth: Execute him... Truth: Hey Carter, what's your pet's name? Carter: I don't have a pet. Truth: NOO!! Your pet's name is Cat (Kat), get it?! LULZ! Kat: Oh fuck you Truth! Truth: What do you c- Chris Hansen: I can't control my horny level. Truth: ...O.o Truth: What did the Grunt say to the... Kanye West: Yo Truth, I'm really happy for you and I'mma letchu finish, but Carlos Mencia is one of the best mediocre comedians of all time! OF ALL TIME!!! Truth: He dares to interrupt me, EXECUTE HIM!! Kanye West: Yo why you executing me bro?! Is it 'cause I'm black?! Truth: No, it's cause I'm a doucheb- Kanye West: Yo Truth, I'm really happy for you and I'mma letchu finish, but I'M the biggest douchebag of all time! Truth: ... Truth: Yo momma so fat, she makes Brutes look skinny! Brute Chieftain: Hahahaha...wait a minute, I'M a Brute! Truth: Oh shit... Truth: What do you call a stoner Brute? Grunt: *Sigh* I don't know... Truth: Canibus! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!!! Grunt: You know it's lame jokes like these that made the Elites rebel, so I'd shut the fuck up if I were you. Truth: It dares to insult me! Execute it!! Grunt: Um, I'm a girl dumbass. Truth: Oh...I couldn't tell...EXECUTE HER!!! Truth: What would you call steakhouse owned by Master Chief? Marine: I don't know. Truth: Master Beef! Lulz! Marine: Idiot... Truth: Execute him! Marine: Oh yeah?! Execute THIS! *pulls out Rocket Launcher* Truth: Oh shit... Truth: What did the Jackal say to the store clerk? Regret: I dunno, what'd he say? Truth: "Put it on my bill." LMFAO! Regret: Hahahaha! That's hilarious! I'm quite the comedian myself, you wanna hear a joke I made? Truth: Sure. Regret: Ok, what do you call a Brute toy store? Truth: Don't know, what? Regret: ToysRUs, get it? hahaheehooheehaahahahooheehaheehoohahahahoocoughweezehagchoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Truth: Ha, Ha... *inserts pistol in his mouth* Xzibit: Yo dawg, I heard you like corny jokes... Truth: What do you call a Noob that got mutated into a Dinosaur? Random Person: I don't know, what? Truth: A Noobasauras Rex! LULZ! Random Person: Oh god... Truth: Why did the Peli- Jessi Slaughter: Your jokes ruined my life!!! Truth: Ok, where are all these Internet memes coming from? I mean first Chris Hansen, then Kanye, then Xzibit, and now Jessi Slaughter? Random Brute: Um, your book was made on the Internet by Gruntipedians my lord. It's possible that they are using characters from the Internet to be funny, holy one. Truth: Haha...wait a minute, I'M the one that's supposed to make people laugh! EXECUTE GRUNTIPEDIA!!! Pope Yapyap III: Oh yeah? Take THIS! All of Gruntipedia: FUCK YES!!!!!!!!
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