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Now, for those who don't know, God is one of the most famous superheroes of all time. He is also known as The Lord, Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Jehovah,. He was born when ancient intellectuals with too much time on their hands decided to convene one day, and invent religions to help mankind. They swore to never reveal this love and formed the church to protect God and help spread his word. His powers include omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, where omni is derived from the Greek word omelette meaning "absence", or "lack of". He is therefore impotent (omnipotent), and is totally absent (omnipresence). All these powers have made Him quite popular with the medieval bearded visionaries who took great pleasure in torturing and killing people in His name. This is still widely practiced in

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rdfs:comment	Now, for those who don't know, God is one of the most famous superheroes of all time. He is also known as The Lord, Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Jehovah,. He was born when ancient intellectuals with too much time on their hands decided to convene one day, and invent religions to help mankind. They swore to never reveal this love and formed the church to protect God and help spread his word. His powers include omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, where omni is derived from the Greek word omelette meaning "absence", or "lack of". He is therefore impotent (omnipotent), and is totally absent (omnipresence). All these powers have made Him quite popular with the medieval bearded visionaries who took great pleasure in torturing and killing people in His name. This is still widely practiced in
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abstract	Now, for those who don't know, God is one of the most famous superheroes of all time. He is also known as The Lord, Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Jehovah,. He was born when ancient intellectuals with too much time on their hands decided to convene one day, and invent religions to help mankind. They swore to never reveal this love and formed the church to protect God and help spread his word. His powers include omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, where omni is derived from the Greek word omelette meaning "absence", or "lack of". He is therefore impotent (omnipotent), and is totally absent (omnipresence). All these powers have made Him quite popular with the medieval bearded visionaries who took great pleasure in torturing and killing people in His name. This is still widely practiced in some of the more sinful countries like Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, etc. Many people have tried to appease this dubious entity in the past by waxing eloquent about His abilities and His intolerance of sinners. Some time in the nineteenth century, a crazy walrus named Nietzsche killed off God in one of his books. He is said to have come back to life. As the Gospel says: I shalt rise from my grave, and become strong and brave, and I shalt kick thy ass and that of Dave and shoot your freaking wife in the rave. and is hiding from Nietzsche in the Amazon jungles, unaware that Nietzsche is long dead from syphilis and madness. His whereabouts are unknown, although some claim He has returned to His hometown, the Heaven.

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