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Continued after the jump... While the construction of the LHC had was applauded by many of the world's renowned particle physicists, such as Tu Tie Toffashrt and Ramuragavarapesh Pinnamunaniachi, and also by many gay support groups such as Graham Norton and Elton John but many other scientists have fiercely opposed the construction and operation of the LHC. Pinnamunaaniachi stated, "It is simply not possible. Even if the entire mass of the Universe was converted into pure energy and fed into the LHC via a series of tubes it would not have enough energy to create a black hole".

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rdfs:label	Large Hard-on Collider
rdfs:comment	Continued after the jump... While the construction of the LHC had was applauded by many of the world's renowned particle physicists, such as Tu Tie Toffashrt and Ramuragavarapesh Pinnamunaniachi, and also by many gay support groups such as Graham Norton and Elton John but many other scientists have fiercely opposed the construction and operation of the LHC. Pinnamunaaniachi stated, "It is simply not possible. Even if the entire mass of the Universe was converted into pure energy and fed into the LHC via a series of tubes it would not have enough energy to create a black hole".
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abstract	Continued after the jump... While the construction of the LHC had was applauded by many of the world's renowned particle physicists, such as Tu Tie Toffashrt and Ramuragavarapesh Pinnamunaniachi, and also by many gay support groups such as Graham Norton and Elton John but many other scientists have fiercely opposed the construction and operation of the LHC. They claim that unknown catastrophic events may occur as a result of the operation, such as a black hole which may swallow the Earth. Scientists who are funding the LHC dismissed these claims a silly, as the energy required to create a black hole is simply not possible. Pinnamunaaniachi stated, "It is simply not possible. Even if the entire mass of the Universe was converted into pure energy and fed into the LHC via a series of tubes it would not have enough energy to create a black hole". Others have claimed that it is indeed possible. Physicist Thawarl Disendeng even created a Visual Basic GUI that showed how the LHC could, in fact, create a black hole and how it could even rip the space-time continuum creating a portal to an alternate dimension. His theory was widely dismissed at a conference. Since then, Professor Disendeng, has been seen at various hardware stores stocking up on red crowbars. Earlier this afternoon, the LHC went into operation. As expected no black holes were created, however, a black hole did form near Chicago, IL. The LHC created unknown particles which were then immediately attracted the largest mass in the solar system -- something known as Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell is a natural occurring phenomenon, that is rumored to have started in approximately 517 B.C. It was small at first, but the size and gravitational pull increased steadily. Rosie O'Donnell resided in a plane of existence that was unknown to mankind. The particles created by the LHC traveled into this alternate dimension and collided with Rosie O'Donnell. Acting as a catalyst, these particles caused the two dimensions to merge. The particles created a cascade effect. The physicists at LHC attempted to stop this by reversing the polarity, however, it was too late. Rosie O'Donnell, which was so massive, collapsed onto itself forming a black hole. As we speak, the world as we know it is being pulled into this black hole. Is this the end of Humanity?

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