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Frolova was born into poverty, her Father played double bass in the under-loved and under-acheiving Russian skiffle group The Lousy Lenins who mostly played in underground skiffle clubs in Moscow following the outlaw of all music 15 years earlier under the rule of Emperor Ivan. Frolova's mother was a former gypsy who had run away to join the circus, before realising all people in circuses are gypsies and going back to being a real gypsy.

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  • Rita Frolova
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  • Frolova was born into poverty, her Father played double bass in the under-loved and under-acheiving Russian skiffle group The Lousy Lenins who mostly played in underground skiffle clubs in Moscow following the outlaw of all music 15 years earlier under the rule of Emperor Ivan. Frolova's mother was a former gypsy who had run away to join the circus, before realising all people in circuses are gypsies and going back to being a real gypsy.
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  • Frolova was born into poverty, her Father played double bass in the under-loved and under-acheiving Russian skiffle group The Lousy Lenins who mostly played in underground skiffle clubs in Moscow following the outlaw of all music 15 years earlier under the rule of Emperor Ivan. Frolova's mother was a former gypsy who had run away to join the circus, before realising all people in circuses are gypsies and going back to being a real gypsy. On her eighth birthday Frolova's parents realised they no longer cared about her and left her on the steps of the Russian presidential palace where the new Overlord of all of Mother Russia, and then only two time winner of sexiest despot of the year, Vladimir Putin took her in and trained her in the ancient art of arse bubble-gum blowing, a sport in which Frolova flourished in her later years. However, life in the palace was not enough for Frolova, but her attempts of escape were always halted by her oxygen allergy-whilst in the palace Frolova lived in a special room with a holy Carbon Nitrate atmosphere- and she was often carried back into the palace on a special stretcher. On her 16th birthday Frolova was married to the Kenyan 3000m Steeplechase runner Morning Boner who later went on to win a bronze medal at the 1982 Olympics. The marriage began as a happy one as they regularly got up to floinkadoink three times in a morning and this led to them being named as Russia's most fucking couple, taking the title away from serial shaggers Olga and Mirko Kolyenskabskya, who reputedly fucked at least fourty times a day.
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