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| - Leela: Look, I know there are no car-chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become President of the World. Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States. Leela: The United States is part of the world. Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time. Jack Johnson: I say, your three cent titanium tax goes too far!John Jackson: And I say, your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough! Bill Clinton: Hey sugarcookie! You know, legally nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. Gerald Ford: I apologize for his rudeness, mam, he gets this way around meaty-looking women.
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| - Leela: Look, I know there are no car-chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become President of the World. Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States. Leela: The United States is part of the world. Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time. Jack Johnson: I say, your three cent titanium tax goes too far!John Jackson: And I say, your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough! Bill Clinton: Hey sugarcookie! You know, legally nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. Gerald Ford: I apologize for his rudeness, mam, he gets this way around meaty-looking women. Fry: Bender, what is it? Bender: Woah, what an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere. And I think I saw a two. Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two. Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates. Puny human number one, … puny human number two, … and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon: Hello Morbo, how's the family? Morbo: Belligerent and numerous. Richard Nixon: Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Bender: Wow mamma! Get a room, you two! Undisclosed man: We're in a room. Bender: Well then lose some weight! (Bender's head comes crashing through the Planet Express window and onto the conference table, where Fry, Leela, and the Professor are gathered.) Bender: Hello, Peasants! Fry: Hey, Bender, you look different. Did you get a haircut? Bender: No, I sold my body! Professor: Sold your body?! Oh, Bender, I've been down that road! I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skin-tight leather pants!
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