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| - Yui Hirasawa: Yui provides lead vocals, lead guitar and lead castanets for After School Tea Time. Before she was accepted into the band, Yui was in a British metal band where she played the castanets. One year into the band's national tour they realized that castanets were not "brutal" enough so they left her to die in Japan. Yui ex-band then changed their name from Yui, and the crusaders to Iron Maiden shortly after her departure . After being marooned in Japan she she decided to steal a Les Paul guitar and join After School Tea Time. She is moe as all hell. Ritsu Tainaka: Ritsu plays drums for After School Tea Time. Despite only being the drummer, and thus fairly expendable, she is considered the de facto leader of the band. She is a devout Haruhiist. She is not Mio Akiyama's lesbian lover, despite common belief. Although Ritsu is an original member of the band, she was forced to leave the band after getting the band banned from the Vans Warped Tour by engaging in a brawl with a crowd member who demanded her to reveal her breast. This took place on June 23rd, 2003. After School Tea Time acquired a new band leader/drummer shortly after. Their replacement drummer's true name was never revealed due to legal issues but he was shortly dropped after his arrival due to his obsession with raping Yui when she wasn't looking. Ritsu was accepted back into the band on February 1st, 2004 due to popular demand by her loyal fans. She is full of energy and has a tendency to forget anything important. Mio Akiyama: Mio is bassist and vocalist for After School Tea Time as well as primary songwriter. She is the fanservice girl that people obsess over for no reason. She is really shy and has a lot of talent. This makes her an exceptionally popular target for would be rapists. She is peculiarly popular with fat otakus and chronic masturbators. Mio is good friends with the drummer, Ritsu Tainaka. However, she is constantly in a state of distress due to the fact that she often finds herself featured in hentai doujinshi wherein she is shamelessly depicted in an utterly ridiculous lesbian relationship with Ritsu. Tsumugi Kotbuki: Tsumugi, called Mugi by everybody to the point where her real name has been rendered irrelevant, is the keyboardist of After School Tea Time. Mugi seems to be a very happy and carefree person but that is due to the overwhelming amount of medication she has been prescribed due to her medical condition that causes her to randomly abuse, stab, and/ or consume her band-mates. During performances she will just stop playing, set fire to her keyboard and proceed to beat the nearest band member, which usually happens to be Ritsu. On December 22, 2005 she was taken into custody after she violently beat Yui with Mio's bass guitar during the middle of a performance. after her arrest she was placed in a mental hospital for the criminally insane. This is when she was prescribed multiple medications to stop her random acts of violence, arson, and illegally downloading music. A side effect to the medication causes her to constantly feed anyone she sees. Her family is stupidly rich, to the point where they likely own everything that you think you own. She likes cake and is very asexual. Though perhaps the least popular for rape, there are still one hundred times as many people who want to rape her then there are variants of the word "rape" in this article. She bears the eyebrows of Chuck Norris, whose mere presence causes men to cower in fear.
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