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- Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter. "Adam." "That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along. "Where did Adam and Eve live?" "Eden." That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along. "Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?" "Mmm, that IS a hard one." "Enter."
- Adam and Eve were the first couple. Adam is a strong, hairy man, modeled in God's image. Eve, on the other hand, was a chick made from Adam's rib.
- Adam and Eve was a flag on the Viridian Ocean.
- Adam and Eve were the first human beings, if the Bible is to be believed. They are also considered the first rednecks, since they are siblings who had sexual intercourse with each other. If Charlie Darwin is to be believed, they would have been Neanderthals. Christian fundamentalists think it's much nicer to believe the Bible than to believe Darwin. Incidentally, if you are a religious fundamentalist and believe the story of Adam and Eve then you look a bit Neanderthal.
- It has been discovered in science that every woman shares genes with one single female, and every male a single male, which have been scientifically dubbed as Adam and Eve. However, Adam lived ten thousand years after Eve, so one can assume that before him, sex involved insane, raunchy and industrial volumes of lesbianism.
- In "Model Misbehavior", God warned the couple to stay away from the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden of Eden where he was hiding his porn collection.
- Adam and Eve, the pirate ship uses by the Angry Man Woman Pirates. Adam and Eve was orignally named Adman before the ship was taken over by women. Once that happen its name changed to Eve. After the new unification it was renamed to Adam and Eve.
- Adam and Eve were the first two people created by God. They were created in the Garden of Eden, Adam first, then Eve. They were unique to all humans to come, as they talked with God freely, as He walked with them. However, they were sinners. God forbade them to eat the fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Satan, in the form of a snake, corrupted Eve to eat, and she corrupted Adam to do so as well. Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel, along with other sons and daughters. After Cain killed Abel and was exiled to the Land of Nod, Eve gave birth to Seth (See Genesis 4.)
- The consensus of evolutionary biologists is that a bottleneck of two people as recently as the biblical Adam and Eve could not have resulted in the genetic diversity observable today. Whyevolutionistrue explains "there simply could not have been two individuals who provided the entire genetic ancestry of modern humans. Each of our genes 'coalesces' back to a different ancestor, showing that, as expected, our genetic legacy comes from many different individuals. It does not go back to just two individuals...we can dismiss a physical Adam and Eve with near scientific certainty." Michael Ruse concludes "science tells us that Adam and Eve are fictions."
- In 2254, when Christopher Pike was abducted by the Talosians, he was placed in a position to begin a new population of Humans on Talos IV, where he was allowed to choose his mate. His options were limited to Vina, "Number One" and J.M. Colt. Vina compared herself and him to Adam and Eve. After their subsequent release, Colt later inquired of Pike as to who his choice for "Eve" would have been – a question Pike found inappropriate. Intrigued, Dr. Boyce inquired, "Eve as in Adam?", to which Pike replied, "As in all ships' doctors are dirty old men." (TOS: "The Cage" )
- Adam and Eve are the nicknames of two skeletons disovered in The Caves by Jack and Kate after being attacked by a swarm of bees. The bodies were located in a catacomb-like depression within the cave wall, and were found with a small pouch containing one black stone, and one white stone, which have served as a long running symbol of Good and Evil throughout the series. They were nicknamed by John Locke, who referred to them as "our very own Adam and Eve".
- Adam and Eve, in the Bible, were the first two people that God created. Why he created them is unknown, and why they look like hairless monkeys is also unknown. All that is known is: 1.
* That they lived in the Garden of Eden. 2.
* Also that they were really stupid before they ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge, and they became smart afterwards (with the price of all manner of bad things). We are the product of incest because the children of Adam and Eve had to do it with each other or with their parents. There was not anyone else around.
- Adam and Eve is a scrapped game which formed the basis of the Pikmin series; the tech demo Super Mario 128 also contributed elements to the series, most notably the concept and technicalities of having a vast number of on-screen elements (the Pikmin).
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