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Viking Kong was one of the greatest of the Viking leaders. He had a well known fear of midgets, as was worried that they would run up his trunk. Not being an elephant, this was obviously not possible, thus causing many historians to believe he was bat fuck insane. As with all Vikings, he was a great believer in killing, heavy metal, raping and pillaging, as well as ransacking, arson, pizzas, grooming, looting, rioting, plundering, thieving and further excessive raping.

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  • Viking Kong was one of the greatest of the Viking leaders. He had a well known fear of midgets, as was worried that they would run up his trunk. Not being an elephant, this was obviously not possible, thus causing many historians to believe he was bat fuck insane. As with all Vikings, he was a great believer in killing, heavy metal, raping and pillaging, as well as ransacking, arson, pizzas, grooming, looting, rioting, plundering, thieving and further excessive raping.
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  • Viking Kong was one of the greatest of the Viking leaders. He had a well known fear of midgets, as was worried that they would run up his trunk. Not being an elephant, this was obviously not possible, thus causing many historians to believe he was bat fuck insane. As with all Vikings, he was a great believer in killing, heavy metal, raping and pillaging, as well as ransacking, arson, pizzas, grooming, looting, rioting, plundering, thieving and further excessive raping. Viking Kong was the second largest Viking, standing at over 200 feet, or 317 minutes in Winter. It is said that his arms are large enough to make you feel safe at night, and you just want to be held in them.
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