abstract
| - Dr. Kissinger has ensured that freedom will stay on the march in Iraq and the Middle East by being extremely smart and willing to kill tremendous numbers of civilians to spread U.S. imperialist doctrine find alternative solutions to difficult problems by exercising all available diplomatic channels. Furthermore, Dr. Kissinger is a war criminal very nice man (I've met him). In fact, he is so Christian and so Christlike that sometimes it's easy to forget he's a Jew. One of Dr. Kissinger's favorite pasttimes is roaming the darkened hallways of the White House late at night with Vice President Dick Cheney selflessly aiding the American people and spreading peace, love, and democracy throughout the struggling regions of the world. On November 19, 2006, Kissinger declared that the Iraq War strategy was a failure which could not be converted into a Coalition victory difficult problem that he would have to take a closer look at in order to help his friends, George W. Bush and the Iraqis. At that moment, he possesed so much chutzpa that the mass of it formed a chutzpa black-hole, absorbing all the other chutzpa in the world. Then he chuckled to himself softly.
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