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| - Garret MacGarret, the fastest gunslinger in the whole wild west, finally reached the town of Winchersterton, after riding towards the sunset for an entire week. Unfortunately Garret MacGarret's horse died after the week and he also was having some issues which required medical attention after 7 days of having nothing to eat or drink. Fortunately, the MacGarret family was renowned for their ability to go 183 days without eating or drinking (unlike normal humans, who would die after three days without water in a non-desert environment). Unfortunately, the family of his horse didn't have such amazing X-men-like genetic powers, so it remained dead. Fortunately, the town he had reached had plenty of horses, and gun men too. Unfortunately the ways of slinging a gun were outdated by shooting them
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| - Garret MacGarret, the fastest gunslinger in the whole wild west, finally reached the town of Winchersterton, after riding towards the sunset for an entire week. Unfortunately Garret MacGarret's horse died after the week and he also was having some issues which required medical attention after 7 days of having nothing to eat or drink. Fortunately, the MacGarret family was renowned for their ability to go 183 days without eating or drinking (unlike normal humans, who would die after three days without water in a non-desert environment). Unfortunately, the family of his horse didn't have such amazing X-men-like genetic powers, so it remained dead. Fortunately, the town he had reached had plenty of horses, and gun men too. Unfortunately the ways of slinging a gun were outdated by shooting them, and so Garret MacGarret was shot all the way into a hospital deathbed. Fortunately, the doctors at Winchersteton knew very advanced surgery techniques, so they were able to remove all the bullets in Garret's body, extract a cancerigenous tumor and cure his severe case of Gonorrhea, making Garret more healthy than when he entered the hospital. Unfortunately, Garret now realized that he was in a Post-Apocalyptic world where the nations of the world had all annihilated each other five hundred years ago, and society had never rebuilt, leaving only a few fragments of technology and science behind (the year is 2999, December 31st.). Fortunately, this meant that there would be a new year festival tonight and Garret would PAR-TEE! Unfortunately he was still injured, so he couldn't actually do anything. Fortunately, this meant that Garret was in the safety of the hospital when a gang of bandits attacked the festival.
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