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Big Bear Mountain and Resort is an alpine location in the San Bernadino National Forest outside of Los Angeles. The resort is complete with health spa, solar observatory and airport. Big Bear Lake is one of their rendezvous points for the Bear Uprising of 2012. Disturbingly, this location provides Bears access to the Big Bear Municipal Water District, providing them with ample opportunity to poison our water supply.

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  • Big Bear Mountain and Resort is an alpine location in the San Bernadino National Forest outside of Los Angeles. The resort is complete with health spa, solar observatory and airport. Big Bear Lake is one of their rendezvous points for the Bear Uprising of 2012. Disturbingly, this location provides Bears access to the Big Bear Municipal Water District, providing them with ample opportunity to poison our water supply.
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  • Big Bear Mountain and Resort is an alpine location in the San Bernadino National Forest outside of Los Angeles. The resort is complete with health spa, solar observatory and airport. Big Bear Lake is one of their rendezvous points for the Bear Uprising of 2012. Big Bear provides the Bear Kingdom with unlimited opportunities for attacking humans in the Bear Uprising of 2012. A bear "resort" is the perfect cover for their obviously hostile intentions: manicures and pedicures (aka claw enhancements), facials (aka teeth sharpenings), solar observatory (preparing for their subsequent foray into the far reaches of space once they have conquered earth), and airport (where the bears will board airplanes that will take them to other parts of the country in order to spread their bear violence in the uprising). Disturbingly, this location provides Bears access to the Big Bear Municipal Water District, providing them with ample opportunity to poison our water supply.
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