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The iPhone 2 was designed by taking an iPhone, and putting it in the Taffy Puller of Doom. This caused the iPhone to stretch so it was really tall and thin, just like Slender Man. The iPhone 2 is also cursed, but Nobody talks about that because that's part of the curse.

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  • The iPhone 2 was designed by taking an iPhone, and putting it in the Taffy Puller of Doom. This caused the iPhone to stretch so it was really tall and thin, just like Slender Man. The iPhone 2 is also cursed, but Nobody talks about that because that's part of the curse.
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  • The iPhone 2 was designed by taking an iPhone, and putting it in the Taffy Puller of Doom. This caused the iPhone to stretch so it was really tall and thin, just like Slender Man. The iPhone 2 is also cursed, but Nobody talks about that because that's part of the curse. The iPhone 2 was made as a slightly better version of the iPhone so the stupid people would go and buy a new one, wasting more money. The only differences between the iPhone and the iPhone 2 is the fact that the iPhone 2 has downloadable ringtones and extra attachments. This made it so popular that Everybody bought one, and Steve Jobs became in more rich. The most commonly downloaded ringtone is the Fatman Theme Song for some reason.
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