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The origins of Wythenshawe go back to 887 AD, when Alfred the Great decided he needed somewhere to send all the stupid people in the country. He put them all in large crates and sent them to Wythenshawe. Due to an administrative oversight, all of the EP Man Dem were male and, despite valiant efforts and lots of Feltching, Tromboning, Dutch Sunglasses and ATM, no offspring were sired. The EP Man dem managed to survive for around 9 years, subsisting solely on Cheese, locally picked flangeberries and crabs eyes, before disease, chronic boredom and very sore bottoms started to kill them off.

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  • Wythenshawe
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  • The origins of Wythenshawe go back to 887 AD, when Alfred the Great decided he needed somewhere to send all the stupid people in the country. He put them all in large crates and sent them to Wythenshawe. Due to an administrative oversight, all of the EP Man Dem were male and, despite valiant efforts and lots of Feltching, Tromboning, Dutch Sunglasses and ATM, no offspring were sired. The EP Man dem managed to survive for around 9 years, subsisting solely on Cheese, locally picked flangeberries and crabs eyes, before disease, chronic boredom and very sore bottoms started to kill them off.
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Languages
  • Mancunian, Mong
Currency
  • Stolen goods
Founder
Established
  • 1821(xsd:integer)
City Name
  • Wythenshawe
Image
  • 80(xsd:integer)
State
Motto
  • "Fuck you"
Opening Hours
  • 24(xsd:integer)
abstract
  • The origins of Wythenshawe go back to 887 AD, when Alfred the Great decided he needed somewhere to send all the stupid people in the country. He put them all in large crates and sent them to Wythenshawe. Modern Wythenshawe (Olde English, Scrote) was founded in about March 1821 (Olde English, Quarter to Seven) by a mixed group of Armenian Sheep rapists, Sand People and renegade Piss Distillers. They were formally recognised in 1845, when their founder accidentally set fire to his nightcap in the middle of the night. That scorched nightcap is on display in the British History Museum, in their "Horrible Towns That You Should Never Visit" display. The group, by now referring to themselves as the Early Pioneers Man Dem, settled in a fertile clearing near to the modern day Saint Octavius The Twoccer of the Sacred Screwdriver High school on Firbank Road, in 1821. Within a few hours of arriving, the EP Man Dem had destroyed all the trees, set fire to the grass and carved their initials into the remaining natural features, as they were "bored". Due to an administrative oversight, all of the EP Man Dem were male and, despite valiant efforts and lots of Feltching, Tromboning, Dutch Sunglasses and ATM, no offspring were sired. The EP Man dem managed to survive for around 9 years, subsisting solely on Cheese, locally picked flangeberries and crabs eyes, before disease, chronic boredom and very sore bottoms started to kill them off. In 1854 the last remaining member of the EP Man dem, Aleksander Tulakbayev set forth on a journey into uncharted territory to find a female. He took with him meagre provisions in the form of his likkle pipe, some of Da chronic and his 9mil, just in case any Playaz tried to light him up. Bukka Bukka!
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