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| - :Brian: I was just watching this special on VH1 about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is, all I know is I want her dead
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:Chris: Brian's the new Meg! Brian's the new Meg!
:Meg: Yeah, you're the new me!
:Peter: Shut up, Meg.
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:Peter: I can’t believe we lost the talent show! What’d we do wrong?
:Chris: Well, I think I can shed a little light on that. You guys were so baked, you didn’t sound anywhere near as good as you thought you were. I was in the audience.
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:Brian: [nearly picks up Cleveland in his cab] I really should go get the milk. [passes Cleveland who angrily throws a shoe at the cab]
:Cleveland: You son of a bitch!
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:Brian: Thank you for coming, Deep Throat.
:Kermit the Frog: You'll understand that if I don't come out of the shadows, my identity would be safest if you never see my face.
:Brian: A-ummmm... O.K.
:Kermit the Frog: Mayor West hasn't slept at home for three nights.
:Brian: Kermit the Frog?
:Kermit the Frog: Huh! Somebody talked! No one is safe! I'm gettin' out of here! Yaay-aayy-Yay!
:Stewie: What's his appeal?
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:Mayor West: Oh please, please...call me Mayor Chapstick.
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:Stewie: [drills a hole on the motel wall; Brian takes a peek at what he sees] Now, what do you see?
:Mayor West: [watching "Jem and the Holograms"] Oh, ho, ho! Oh, Jem, you are truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
:Brian: I see a grown man enjoying cartoons.
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