Thomas Hardy was an English author, best known for Jude the Obscure and Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
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| - Thomas Hardy was an English author, best known for Jude the Obscure and Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
- Thomas Hardy was a novelist whose work included Tess of the d'Urbervilles. Warning: The following section is ambiguously canon. It contains information that originates in a source that has not been deemed definitively canon. Amanda — a girl Indiana Jones met in Egypt, 1908 — was a fan of Hardy's books while Jones found them to be "sappy" and tried to get Amanda interested in Egyptology instead. Ambiguously canon information ends here.
- Though the story never mentions his first name, it does identify him as Nelson's "flag captain", leaving little doubt as to his identity.
- When Thomas Hardy (2 June 1840 – 11 January 1928) smiled the right side of his face folded into a disposition of grooves and hillocks, like the gnarly bark of an old oak tree. The left side of his face, sadly, did not follow suit with the right. Rebelling against symmetry, it lazily collapsed into a dark hollow, like evil marshland in the rain. This is why Hardy never smiled.
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| - Thomas Hardy was an English author, best known for Jude the Obscure and Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
- When Thomas Hardy (2 June 1840 – 11 January 1928) smiled the right side of his face folded into a disposition of grooves and hillocks, like the gnarly bark of an old oak tree. The left side of his face, sadly, did not follow suit with the right. Rebelling against symmetry, it lazily collapsed into a dark hollow, like evil marshland in the rain. This is why Hardy never smiled. And it was for this reason, pure chance really, a turn of the card in the poker game of faces, that Hardy's life was bound to be sad, miserable and poor. His every attempt to catch the glances of some lady on a horse by means of writing, dancing or flags was doomed to failure. A failure that was as certain, inevitable, mean, horrible and dark as the unmentionable contents a pair of finely tailored Victorian trousers.
- Thomas Hardy was a novelist whose work included Tess of the d'Urbervilles. Warning: The following section is ambiguously canon. It contains information that originates in a source that has not been deemed definitively canon. Amanda — a girl Indiana Jones met in Egypt, 1908 — was a fan of Hardy's books while Jones found them to be "sappy" and tried to get Amanda interested in Egyptology instead. Ambiguously canon information ends here.
- Though the story never mentions his first name, it does identify him as Nelson's "flag captain", leaving little doubt as to his identity.
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