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“It all started one day when I was walking through a flower garden and writing poetry.”~ Oscar Wilde “As I recall, you were actually smoking crack.”~ Winston Churchill “That's ridiculous. I was reflecting on the inner beauty of the the soul of the lonely, dignified carnation.”~ Oscar Wilde “A carnation called compulsive shoplifting”~ Mark Twain “I was not shoplifting! And anyway, it's not stealing if they're free.”~ Oscar Wilde “Yes, and it's also not stealing if the shop owner catches you and beats you. Quite simply, good sir, you suck at shoplifting.”~ Mark Twain “And I do not suck.”~ Oscar Wilde

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  • The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time
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  • “It all started one day when I was walking through a flower garden and writing poetry.”~ Oscar Wilde “As I recall, you were actually smoking crack.”~ Winston Churchill “That's ridiculous. I was reflecting on the inner beauty of the the soul of the lonely, dignified carnation.”~ Oscar Wilde “A carnation called compulsive shoplifting”~ Mark Twain “I was not shoplifting! And anyway, it's not stealing if they're free.”~ Oscar Wilde “Yes, and it's also not stealing if the shop owner catches you and beats you. Quite simply, good sir, you suck at shoplifting.”~ Mark Twain “And I do not suck.”~ Oscar Wilde
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  • “It all started one day when I was walking through a flower garden and writing poetry.”~ Oscar Wilde “As I recall, you were actually smoking crack.”~ Winston Churchill “That's ridiculous. I was reflecting on the inner beauty of the the soul of the lonely, dignified carnation.”~ Oscar Wilde “A carnation called compulsive shoplifting”~ Mark Twain “I was not shoplifting! And anyway, it's not stealing if they're free.”~ Oscar Wilde “Yes, and it's also not stealing if the shop owner catches you and beats you. Quite simply, good sir, you suck at shoplifting.”~ Mark Twain “Dude, I don't suck, you suck.”~ Oscar Wilde “No, I agree, you suck.”~ Winston Churchill “There is only one thing worse than sucking, and that is not sucking.”~ Oscar Wilde “And I do not suck.”~ Oscar Wilde “Let's take a vote on it.”~ Winston Churchill “Sucks.”~ Mark Twain “Sucks.”~ Winston Churchill “Fine. Let's see how many quotes are on all your making up quotes pages.”~ Oscar Wilde “...”~ incorporealescence “Not so many!”~ Oscar Wilde “...”~ incorporealescence “So what? People don't want to make up our quotes because they know they could never match our wit. We're far too cool.”~ Winston Churchill
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