Surrey is a city in Metro Vancouver British Columbia. C'est un barrio multiculturel avec un taux élévé de violences. The population of Surrey is 508,000. It takes its name from the English true-blue county of Surrey, south of London. Which has a much lower crime rate.
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| - Surrey is a city in Metro Vancouver British Columbia. C'est un barrio multiculturel avec un taux élévé de violences. The population of Surrey is 508,000. It takes its name from the English true-blue county of Surrey, south of London. Which has a much lower crime rate.
- Surrey is a city in the province of British Columbia, Canada. It is a member municipality of Metro Vancouver, the governing body of the Greater Vancouver Regional District. It is the province's second-largest city by population after the city of Vancouver. The six "town centres" the City of Surrey comprises are: Fleetwood, Whalley/City Centre, Guildford, Newton, Cloverdale, and South Surrey.
- Surrey, British Columbia is the armpit of Canada (not to be confused with Surrey, England, the crotch of Great Britain). Its population consists mostly of prostitutes, pregnant high school students on meth and burnt out construction workers (sampling methods used to reach these statistics consisted of randomly groping 1 out of every 100 people who got on the 321 bus from Surrey Central Station to the Newton Exchange). Marijuana is not only legal to possess and grow, but has actually been used as legal tender since the decline in value of the Canadian five dollar coin (pentooney) to less than that of $0.01 USD. The primary diet of Surrealists (as they like to be called; see Trivia) consists of Dairy Queen double cheeseburgers, chicken strip baskets, sidewalk cigarette butts, and sexually tr
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| - Surrey is a city in Metro Vancouver British Columbia. C'est un barrio multiculturel avec un taux élévé de violences. The population of Surrey is 508,000. It takes its name from the English true-blue county of Surrey, south of London. Which has a much lower crime rate.
- Surrey is a city in the province of British Columbia, Canada. It is a member municipality of Metro Vancouver, the governing body of the Greater Vancouver Regional District. It is the province's second-largest city by population after the city of Vancouver. The six "town centres" the City of Surrey comprises are: Fleetwood, Whalley/City Centre, Guildford, Newton, Cloverdale, and South Surrey.
- Surrey, British Columbia is the armpit of Canada (not to be confused with Surrey, England, the crotch of Great Britain). Its population consists mostly of prostitutes, pregnant high school students on meth and burnt out construction workers (sampling methods used to reach these statistics consisted of randomly groping 1 out of every 100 people who got on the 321 bus from Surrey Central Station to the Newton Exchange). Marijuana is not only legal to possess and grow, but has actually been used as legal tender since the decline in value of the Canadian five dollar coin (pentooney) to less than that of $0.01 USD. The primary diet of Surrealists (as they like to be called; see Trivia) consists of Dairy Queen double cheeseburgers, chicken strip baskets, sidewalk cigarette butts, and sexually transmitted diseases. Those who don’t eat meat for religious reasons subsist completely on milk (and milk alone). The hellhole/City-State of Surrey is often likened to Limewire in that you get what you want but you ARE going to get a virus. In late 2005, it was proposed by the Provincial Government that Surrey be re-zoned as "de-militarized." This plan was abandoned, however, since de-militarizing the area would result in bulldozing the entire northern half of the city, due to it being the suburban equivalent of a minefield. In the same vein, top Canadian military brass had oft argued against de-militarization on the grounds that the only thing keeping the United States from storming the border in its ongoing war on drugs (in order to demolish the world's largest grow-op: British Columbia) is Surrey.
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