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Edgar's career began in year 30, a short time after the death of our lord Jesus Christ. He played for a second division Egyptian team FC Palla Halal. Back in those days camels heads were used as goalposts, children sold their bodies for chocolate and mulleted referees kept the games under control with 7ft velvet whips. Edgar played at Palla Halal for 6 years finishing 4th in the Egyptian 1st Division in 35. Edgar wept in public after a tense cup final the same year and was nicknamed The Weeping Slut of Halal.

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  • Edgar Davids
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  • Edgar's career began in year 30, a short time after the death of our lord Jesus Christ. He played for a second division Egyptian team FC Palla Halal. Back in those days camels heads were used as goalposts, children sold their bodies for chocolate and mulleted referees kept the games under control with 7ft velvet whips. Edgar played at Palla Halal for 6 years finishing 4th in the Egyptian 1st Division in 35. Edgar wept in public after a tense cup final the same year and was nicknamed The Weeping Slut of Halal.
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  • Edgar's career began in year 30, a short time after the death of our lord Jesus Christ. He played for a second division Egyptian team FC Palla Halal. Back in those days camels heads were used as goalposts, children sold their bodies for chocolate and mulleted referees kept the games under control with 7ft velvet whips. Edgar has always had a ruthless streak and achieved his first murder within a month of his debut. Palla Halal gained promotion in Edgar's 3rd season. Pride replaced the blood running through the veins of Edgar Davids and soon afterwards, his father began to talk to him again, allowing him use of his plough and access to his mother. Edgar played at Palla Halal for 6 years finishing 4th in the Egyptian 1st Division in 35. Edgar wept in public after a tense cup final the same year and was nicknamed The Weeping Slut of Halal. Edgar was crucially murdered during the 35/36 season and wasn't to play again, at least professionally, for another 1200 years.
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