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Sugar-snout Beavers are an extremely rare species of beaver living in North America. They are smaller than most beavers, and have a strange flat tail that looks like a misshapen waffle. In fact, many Native American Tribes have stories about how a regular bear stapled a waffle to his left butt cheek and became an international bear super model, spreading the fashion.

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  • Sugar-snout Beavers are an extremely rare species of beaver living in North America. They are smaller than most beavers, and have a strange flat tail that looks like a misshapen waffle. In fact, many Native American Tribes have stories about how a regular bear stapled a waffle to his left butt cheek and became an international bear super model, spreading the fashion.
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  • Sugar-snout Beavers are an extremely rare species of beaver living in North America. They are smaller than most beavers, and have a strange flat tail that looks like a misshapen waffle. In fact, many Native American Tribes have stories about how a regular bear stapled a waffle to his left butt cheek and became an international bear super model, spreading the fashion. Nowadays, they seem to be born with it. They live in piles of wood that they dump in rivers, and they eat bark. They have claws, and swim around with their heads sticking out of the water in a cute way. They can be spotted throughout the year in groups of two to eleven and a half. They are often mistaken for beavers, ever since Sir David of the Atten Borough Fusbol team made a TV show about it filled with random nonsense that jumped into his head while he was typing randomly into a Uncyclopedia page about sugar-snouted beavers. (Disclaimer: Sir Richie My Boy did not make this article, he deleted everything he typed afterwards because a group of lllama discrimination protesters hacked into his Uncyclopedia account.)
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