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An Entity of Type : dbkwik:resource/NNS7gl51uI9ZMvnJ1H9EQw==, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Although a young and developing country, the nation of SwedishBlondistan has already established a strong identity based on national pride, a sense of community and collective self-depreciation. Dismissing silly notions like "Swedish sovereignty" and "international sanctions", SwedishBlondistan was formed on September 27, 2007 in an Uppsala (Sweden) basement by YoungSwedishBlonde, a natural born leader known for his cunning wit, sexual promiscuity and heroic consumption of alcohol. Spirits were dampened shortly after this historic event as "that whore of a mother made me fold laundry".

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rdf:type
rdfs:label
  • SwedishBlondistan
rdfs:comment
  • Although a young and developing country, the nation of SwedishBlondistan has already established a strong identity based on national pride, a sense of community and collective self-depreciation. Dismissing silly notions like "Swedish sovereignty" and "international sanctions", SwedishBlondistan was formed on September 27, 2007 in an Uppsala (Sweden) basement by YoungSwedishBlonde, a natural born leader known for his cunning wit, sexual promiscuity and heroic consumption of alcohol. Spirits were dampened shortly after this historic event as "that whore of a mother made me fold laundry".
Alliance
  • Fark
LandArea
  • 181.0
litrate
  • 39(xsd:double)
Soldiers
  • 1203(xsd:integer)
nativeresources
  • Lumber and Spices
statisticsdate
  • 11(xsd:integer)
connectedresources
nationstrength
  • 2599(xsd:double)
totalpop
  • 7719(xsd:integer)
infra
  • 650(xsd:integer)
dbkwik:cybernation...iPageUsesTemplate
Team
  • Aqua
formationdate
  • 9(xsd:integer)
civilians
  • 6516(xsd:integer)
Name
  • SwedishBlondistan
Languages
  • Swedish
bonusresources
  • Steel, Beer, Construction and Fast Food
Government
  • Monarchy
Currency
  • Euro
Tech
  • 65(xsd:integer)
Rank
  • 17190(xsd:integer)
Religion
  • Judaism
ID
  • 168440(xsd:integer)
Capital
  • Swedesburg
Motto
  • "Beer? Brats? Boobies? Brost!"
Flag
  • Sweden.png
allianceflag
  • Fark.png
image ruler
  • Th_face.jpg
abstract
  • Although a young and developing country, the nation of SwedishBlondistan has already established a strong identity based on national pride, a sense of community and collective self-depreciation. Dismissing silly notions like "Swedish sovereignty" and "international sanctions", SwedishBlondistan was formed on September 27, 2007 in an Uppsala (Sweden) basement by YoungSwedishBlonde, a natural born leader known for his cunning wit, sexual promiscuity and heroic consumption of alcohol. Spirits were dampened shortly after this historic event as "that whore of a mother made me fold laundry". The tiny nation overcame much adversity in its infancy. Lack of technology and infrastructure caused rolling ISP outages, effectively halting the SwedishBlondistan economy, which was almost completely reliant on World of Warcraft gold farming. In light of these pressing issues, YoungSwedishBlonde shocked his country by announcing the abandonment of its long-standing isolationist policies that had been in place since its inception, 36 hours prior. The country turned to the Farkistan alliance, bonded by their friendly demeanors, laid-back personalities and most importantly, the worship of many sacred SwedishBlondistan values: beer, pork products and "BIE". Soon after joining the alliance, the nation flourished. Having successfully brokered the alignment with Farkistan despite the fierce independent nature of SwedishBlondistonians, YoungSwedishBlonde rode a wave of support that led to him being crowned as King. In his first address to the nation after being crowned, he gave a roaring speech of unmatched eloquence that was heard by tens of indifferent people walking down the sidewalk. A major crisis was averted when a small military force led by a local deputy attempted to usurp the throne by threatening to arrest him for "disorderly conduct" and throw away his "stupid Burger King crown".
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